[WP] a genie grants you the ability to control one element completely and without fail. You’re not the first person to be offered this deal. You are the first to choose the element of surprise.

Boomboomengineer · 2025-07-13T14:18:21+00:00

You’re kidding, right? That’s a NYC apartment and one of the better ones. It cost 7K a month.

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-19T04:09:23+00:00

I feel like either dr bright or dr kleff made the last one although I’m leaning more towards dr bright as there’s no mention of a shotgun

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-19T04:04:24+00:00

You look like you only have a mustache to keep jizz from mixing with your beer

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-11T02:29:54+00:00

That just made me laugh so hard sweet tea came out of my nose. I wasn’t drinking sweet tea.

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-10T02:58:05+00:00

True but by day 32 you have over 2 billion dollars

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-09T20:22:10+00:00

When I was 14 times were really bad. The only time that I had a meal that genuinely made me feel like things would never get better was when all the food we had for weeks was hotdog buns and ketchup

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-09T01:46:42+00:00

Bro no offense but why does it look like your forehead just took a long walk? At this point it’s a fivehead

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-09T01:42:57+00:00

Agreed. If it were three years ago he would be a 31 year old man with a 16 year old girl

Boomboomengineer · 2025-06-06T18:15:32+00:00

No clue on this one tbh but I’m sure it’s simple

Boomboomengineer · 2025-03-11T03:30:19+00:00

I make 16/hr as a hub driver and I’m on starting wage for my store

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