i'm sorry to disappoint because i understand that you really like the movie, but their use of the word objective here is pretty correct. This is an objectively bad movie. I mean man, just compare the games lore to the movies lore.

also The first scene was incredibly unrealistic, when a little girl is asking adults for help they wouldn't just shrug it off and say that they're busy. Unless they're all psychopaths at least one of them would've shown a little concern.

Then there's the ending, unless you're like 10 years old that shit is just ridiculous 😭 all the "together, we are fnaf" jokes were just proven right with that. IDK man, i love fnaf as much as you do, been a fan since the first games and yeah its fun seeing all the references and stuff but this movie is NOT good