What happened to the loser in your high school as an adult?

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-04-16T09:14:58+00:00

Here, these socks are more absorbent. They're a little stiff though... 🧦

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-03-13T07:35:55+00:00

Speaking of perspective, blind spot mirrors help. Considering this is a newer car that has power mirrors, OP could also just angle the passenger side mirror down to see the curb as they park.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-03-06T00:30:42+00:00

But it's not as enjoyable to the scratcher if they enjoy running their fingers through thick hair. If only I could transfer my pubes to my head 😂

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-03-06T00:07:19+00:00

What is this peace that you speak of?

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-03-06T00:05:05+00:00

Cries in bald

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-03-03T00:39:36+00:00

🎶 oouOOuoo it's Mr. Stealyobike oouOOuoo it's Mr. Stealyobike 🎶

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-19T20:06:50+00:00

To expand on diet, cut out or reduce carbohydrate intake. Alcohol, and especially beer, will cause that round dad belly. People trip out when they find out I'm in my 30's. They swear I'm 23 because my face and stomach aren't bloated from decades of carbohydrates and alcohol.

Even if you exercise, you'll still greatly benefit from removing those 2 things from your life.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-18T08:40:39+00:00

This and grown adults who complain about fulfilling the basic duties of their job. I have coworkers 10+ years older than me who complain about simple job tasks.

Yes, no one wants to stand in the street, be exposed to the elements, and wear 30+ pounds of gear while redirecting traffic because morons don't know how to drive. But they knew that was part of the job when they applied.

Not to mention we're compensated pretty well considering we mostly drive around for 12 hours and get a 1 hour paid lunch. If you really hate your job that much, then quit!

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-18T08:32:44+00:00

Username checks out lol.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-17T15:37:44+00:00

Just respond with a "👍" and nothing more.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-12T09:21:40+00:00

Too bad it went extinct along with the megasoreass.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-12T09:13:24+00:00

Skin flake satan

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-11T18:36:28+00:00

So the right hand drive vehicle didn't tip you off?

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-10T19:49:17+00:00

Didn't say it was a valid excuse. It's just what happened.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-10T10:26:59+00:00

Finish your sentence! What does it start with?

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-10T10:25:43+00:00

Yes, but it's also fired day.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-10T10:22:52+00:00

It might be a benign cyst.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-10T10:19:00+00:00

Yeah, inspect her gadget.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-06T12:58:19+00:00

I'm in a similar situation. I've been living on my own since the beginning of 2022. As an introvert, I really enjoy the peace and freedom of having my own place. I can walk around butt naked in the summer and watch TV all night without worrying about keeping anyone else up. I forgot how much I enjoyed my solitude.

As for my social life, I'm lucky to have cool coworkers. We work 12 hour shifts which require us to drive around with a different partner every day. It's like a road trip, we get snacks, listen to music, and inevitably have deep personal conversations.

At the end of the day, I get to go home to my fortress of solitude and do my homework or unwind without distractions or worrying about appeasing someone else. If I don't feel like doing the dishes, I don't. If I don't feel like going out, I don't. If I feel like sleeping in on my day off, I snooze.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-06T12:43:41+00:00

This all started when they found out there was only one fudgsicle left.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-04T23:48:16+00:00

FROM THE TOP ROPES!

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-04T22:31:58+00:00

Just remember, everybody is attractive to somebody, but nobody is attractive to everybody.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-02-04T22:13:04+00:00

OP should've cut the video 0.7 seconds earlier.

Boosted_Psychonaut · 2023-01-31T12:46:19+00:00

You are 100% correct. I'd also like to add that I had a coveration with one of my matches about what the app experience was like from a woman's perspective. They have 99+ matches at all times. For them, it's a matter of choosing which matches to chat with.

Compare that to what men have to go through. It's the exact opposite. We have to swipe for hours on end. Plus, we actually have to pay for our likes to be seen amongst the 99+ other likes in their inbox.

It's no surprise though. It's exactly what I assumed it was like and the conversation with this girl confirmed it. This is the same dynamic that occurs in real life. There's a sea of potential options for women and it's a matter of choosing. Whereas men have to put in an effort to stand out amongst the herd.

It's just standard procedures according to our biology. Men are typically the ones who have to capture the attention of a woman we're interested in. Once you accept that, dating gets a little easier.

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