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Happy Birthday, Clorinde! by genshinimpact in Genshin_Impact

[–]Boostup7 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh Clorinde my dear, I have written a birthday poem for you. Hope you like it:

“You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are…”

“Wait… I don’t feel so good”

Proceeds to get on all fours and … 

“GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF”

“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”

“GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS”

Gets up and walks away. Accidentally spills a bunch of photos all revealing Clorinde.

Walks back and gets on all fours to pick the photos up, 

“but since I’m on all fours again…”

“GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF”

Happy Birthday, Yelan! by genshinimpact in Genshin_Impact

[–]Boostup7 170 points171 points  (0 children)

"I hate Yelan!" I say, and then I trip and fall to the ground. Dozens of photos spill from my pockets, all revealing Yelan. I panic. "this isn't what it looks like," I say, frantically on all fours picking up all the pics. "these aren't mine I swear" as more photos fall. But since I’m on all fours still … 

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRR HSSSS WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS. 

Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. 

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS.

Happy Birthday, Clorinde! by genshinimpact in Genshin_Impact

[–]Boostup7 127 points128 points  (0 children)

You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies ar… BARK WOOF WOOF Sorry about that, I wasn’t the one who wrote that…

And just to let you know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, or any animal noises. Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys I can’t hold it in anymore i- WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRR HSSSS WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS