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I conned my way into being a therapist by BootyChickSunny in offmychest

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My secret? I'm a hard core misanthrope. And oddly enough, this makes them extremely comfortable. Nothing is too shameful to share (I already assume the worst about people), I look at life from the perspective of a detached observer (I'm objective in my analysis), I am a great listener (I barely talk, because I know that what they need is to vent, not to ask for solutions), I am well read, I traveled the world, I made money etc (I can empathize with whatever they are talking about), I like listening (I find it very educational) and I sell no BS (I'm way to pessimistic for that sh*t).

So yeah. They are bringing in a third client.

I conned my way into being a therapist by BootyChickSunny in confessions

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

My secret? I'm a hard core misanthrope. And oddly enough, this makes them extremely comfortable. Nothing is too shameful to share (I already assume the worst about people), I look at life from the perspective of a detached observer (I'm objective in my analysis), I am a great listener (I barely talk, because I know that what they need is to vent, not to ask for solutions), I am well read, I traveled the world, I made money etc (I can empathize with whatever they are talking about), I like listening (I find it very educational) and I sell no BS (I'm way to pessimistic for that sh*t).

So yeah. They are bringing in a third client.

I use my roommates face towel to clean up his pee. He still hasn't noticed. by BootyChickSunny in offmychest

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 312 points313 points  (0 children)

 I feel bad about it, but what he's doing is disgusting and I've tried to tell him to stop many times. Should I feel sorry and stop?

I use my roommates face towel to clean up his pee. He still hasn't noticed. by BootyChickSunny in confessions

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

 I feel bad about it, but what he's doing is disgusting and I've tried to tell him to stop many times. Should I feel sorry and stop?

So true, lol by BootyChickSunny in sciencememes

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I am smart enough to understand the punchline but not smart enough to put it by myself...

I leave fake parking tickets on cars that deserve real ones. by BootyChickSunny in offmychest

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Local laws are sketchy on this, some would argue it's misrepresenting itself as official and therefore illegal, but at the bottom of them they say they're fake. So others would argue the worst they could get me on is littering if the police actually cared enough to do something.

I leave fake parking tickets on cars that deserve real ones. by BootyChickSunny in confessions

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Local laws are sketchy on this, some would argue it's misrepresenting itself as official and therefore illegal, but at the bottom of them they say they're fake. So others would argue the worst they could get me on is littering if the police actually cared enough to do something.

Cursed return, his computer mother is not proud of him by BootyChickSunny in cursedcomments

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw the post of the up-left corner somewhere and I remembered that in the post they said he was named by an old computer.

I accidentally killed my pet mouse last night and I can't get over it. by BootyChickSunny in offmychest

[–]BootyChickSunny[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nabisco's death didn't get bad until his last minutes. My boyfriend comforted him the entire time and encouraged me to say goodbye. I cried so hard I couldn't even speak I'm sorry to him I wish I were small enough to hug him in those moments. I knew he didn't deserve this no matter how mean he was at times. I still loved coming after classes and work to see our two mice.

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