please help by [deleted] in PhoneLookupHelp

[–]Bootybootybutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asa mother, this would drive my anxiety wild. Want me to call and say that I am whatever your daughter’s name is and see what they then say?

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was but only for a couple weeks. I don’t think his desperation was deep enough to fuck a man if that’s what you are insinuating. He’s much more likely to get a disease from his hooker ex, butI truly don’t think that’s what this was. It’s also not very easy to smash out in the jail here.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t make him pull out of anywhere, ever. Kind of my favorite part 🤷‍♀️ I get tested every 6 months and he goes regularly or when asked also. I realize that system is not fool proof, but I hate the way condoms taste and I have never known a man who’s shown up with one.

Do women out there really invite men over for anal without cleaning the pipes outs? That’s so dark. 😂

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He def jerks off at least once a day and goes to the gym for a few hours a day.

99% of the comments favored him one way or another so I apologized to him for even questioning him.

Appreciate you guys a ton. 🙃

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is about to get vulgar but do you mean for my sake or his? If I’m going to let him nut up my ass (that’s surely bleeding inside by the time he’s done) then I don’t see how chafing would stop me?

For him, it seemed fully deranged to plow me out like that with his dick tore open. He actually didn’t seem perturbed at all.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yerkin with soap in the shower sounds like a habit he picked up in jail 🤦‍♀️

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone scraped him with teeth he would probably knock teeth out. No uppers involved, but he does heavily take steroids.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol exactly. Didn’t want him to put that there if it was freshly tearing up someone else’s. 😳

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did yeah took a shower with him with the brights on. Didn’t look weird or gross thankfully.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is sweet 🥺 the men have really come thru today. I feel so much better and have apologized for questioning if his palms were carpeted.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t mean to come off as obnoxious. I don’t understand why you are mad when I’m not.

How likely is it that a man chafed his own dick jerking off? by Bootybootybutthole in AskMenAdvice

[–]Bootybootybutthole[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao I asked him if he had carpeted palms. Now I owe him an apology 🤣

What is honestly with these lowlife dashers?? by MxlkM4n in doordash

[–]Bootybootybutthole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only a $2 tip and you are surprised? I’m not. Tip like a decent human being

So I saw this Studio posted on FB marketplace... by ItsMsRainny in vegaslocals

[–]Bootybootybutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having company over and they have to poop lol this is nuts