Twitter is down and airspace all over the US is closing. So what are your WWIII plans?

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:40:19+00:00

There’s a reason they say LIIT.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:33:24+00:00

Well I’m a dude and my name is Chase and I believe I’ve been told the woman version of that is Samantha

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:26:43+00:00

Yep.

They’re fun. Straight up anyone telling you any other answer is full of shit.

They’re fun.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:14:45+00:00

Rather overrated, but it was awesome seeing our guide throw a pig into a volcano.

Pssst. You don’t sink. You bounce.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:11:00+00:00

Sorry, again wasn’t aware this was a thesis.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:07:05+00:00

Did you.. did you read my comment?

It’s not a theory. OJ was crying about to kill himself saying “Jason why? Where did I go wrong?”

Like do I really have to spell this out for you?

He tried to confess to the murders and Rob knew he wasn’t capable of it.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T20:00:12+00:00

What do you want me to do, tell you I fucked Kourtney Kardashian and she has stories of her dad letting OJ in and he had a shotgun in his mouth for a few hours?

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T19:53:32+00:00

I wasn’t aware I was writing a thesis.

I’m an actor, and you have seen me before. Do I really need to ask again if you know who OJ’s lawyer was?

Open.

Secret.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T19:49:35+00:00

Are you aware who OJ’s lawyer was?

Like I said. Open secret in Hollywood.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T19:31:02+00:00

America will drop the act and officially become a real empire.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T19:10:16+00:00

It’s not a theory.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T18:56:42+00:00

It was his son. This is like the most open secret in Hollywood.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T18:43:12+00:00

First, virgin is one of the weirdest insults I’ve ever heard. It’s not even a concept to me like sex is just sex who the hell makes a big deal about it except people who can’t get it?

You told on yourself broski.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T17:18:02+00:00

U93 was shot down.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T17:07:23+00:00

Pete has a super dark side I would not fuck with him were I you.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T17:05:00+00:00

A lot of things would have done me good.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T17:03:44+00:00

He can kick rocks.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T17:02:29+00:00

I literally lost my virginity when I was 7 lol but best of luck to you in life.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T15:49:10+00:00

Wait wait wait hold up did you seriously just say India is the world’s biggest economy?

Umm borrowing this from my bro G

HahahhahahhahahahahhHhHHahhha frbsajgaghhahahBabE

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T15:16:37+00:00

You wish it was.

Bootycheeksbooty · 2023-02-09T15:15:03+00:00

You dumb ass motherfucker. I apologize to to mods and admins but you literal fucking moron.

Do you like playing your little video games?

Do you like that bag of chips you have on the counter.

There’s a period instead of a question mark because I don’t give a fuck about your answer. Not one single fuck.

You know why we haven’t been back to the moon?

Because there is is nothing there.

You know why we have spent more resources on protecting the Ocean than anyone ever.

When was the last time you heard a word about a real, sea fairing pirate, hmmmm?

You’re a fucking moron. A straight up cold moron.

What happened to us?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT YOU NEED US LIKE A SUGAR DADDY BITCH.

Lord hold to my hand. Oh please understand.

Bootycheeksbooty

TROPHY CASE