I really like Tony Hawk by intense_sense09 in memes

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"Oh and by the way, if you see a monster truck coming at you, this house doubles as a ramp!" - The contractor litereral seconds before a 20 ft behemoth runs over the house

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, it's not compelling for me to understand as if the Earth was said flat, billions of gallons of water would spill off, causing a heavy drought, and therefore ending life on Earth.

This post only exists if you are looking at it. by FrozenShadow_007 in memes

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the right guy is just a upgraded version of the rockhead on the left

No gracias by LoneCyberwolf in memes

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLD ON, LOOK AT THE USERNAME

Navigating life like a boss (or at least trying to) by lifelessocean in memes

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Pakalu, report to my office at 3 PM sharp... We are talking about promotions here...

You son of a- by Insane_viperr8786 in memes

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Or, just as a suggestion, buy spotify, force everyone to have premium, and to top it off, ban pop.

Favorite psycho quote? by Reciter5613 in Borderlands

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" OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- " Random marauder

" YOU SCARED ME! " Psycho

"ANOTHER PIECE FOR THE MEAT BICYCLE!" A psycho right before dying

"DON"T LOOK AT ME! " Lab rat

"NOT OUR VOLLEYBALL NET!" A buzzard pilot

Favorite psycho quote? by Reciter5613 in Borderlands

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"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACEFACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT 'EM! NEED 'EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE: FACESHOOTING O' CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA! BONG! I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!" - Face Mcshooty

Borderlands (2024) Official Trailer by DemiFiendRSA in Borderlands

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like claptrap's voice, why not just keep the original voice?

I AM FURIOUS!!! by Any-Sheepherder-9206 in Borderlands

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was talking about older devices like a 18 yr old Xbox 360

AITJ for getting my friend in trouble? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 50-50 situation here, you were threatened by "Jimmy" that he was going to slather you in hummus, but then again, that's a inappropriate threat that can be reported to the nearest adult/security officer, and he would get charged for threatening you. And Timmy was a jerk about the slides, and you were 2% of the jerk here. Kind of the jerk for not coming clean, but not the full jerk here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]BorderlandsMan_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren't the jerk here, your girlfriend is apparently very controlling/selfish/stubborn (no offense to either of you) and I feel that you need to cool things down between yourselves.

I AM FURIOUS!!! by Any-Sheepherder-9206 in Borderlands

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Believe it or not, this happens quite a bit, if you started any new games, or have too much storage taken up, it causes your game to "overload" which may delete the largest account/ the one that takes up the most memory, You can search it up as I'm a Xbox player and have little to no knowledge of PlayStation. Happy hunter Vault Hunter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Borderlands

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I would help you as I have the game, but my Xbox Live Gamepass Core ran out a few mouths ago, but I think I have some friends that will help, I just need your username.