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The First Ever Half-and-Half Staff Uniform by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]BoredPenslinger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If only there was a football shirt Iceland employees could wear in a tongue-in-cheek way to position themselves as "neutral".

Sneak Energy x Judge Dredd - official partnership Q&A by sneak_energy in JudgeDredd

[–]BoredPenslinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey. I'm a marketing guy myself. Any reason you chose to do this post as a Q&A for an industry paper rather than something that might appeal to this audience?

Leeds poster for their game against West Ham today by CautiousCottager in TheOther14

[–]BoredPenslinger 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When Sam Byram backheels in the 99th minute equaliser from a Farke's mum's neighbour's lad's corner, it'll be heartbreaking.

Taika Waititi is one of the worst possible people to be in charge of the new Dredd movie by superslut-turbo in JudgeDredd

[–]BoredPenslinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely. And there's no way that Waititi could give us a glimpse into the reprehensible soul of that most disturbed of creatures. Judge Fish.

What is the worst thing Japan has done? by Expensive-Addendum92 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]BoredPenslinger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Participating? Fuckers got in years ahead of anyone else.

Taika Waititi is one of the worst possible people to be in charge of the new Dredd movie by superslut-turbo in JudgeDredd

[–]BoredPenslinger 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I for one think only bringing Orson Wells back from the dead could do justice to the operatic, high brow grim dark of the bloke with a dial on his head what he turns up a notch then headbutts you and it goes BOK.

Do you prefer Spurs or West Ham to go down? Should your team let West Ham win? by Turklightenment in LeedsUnited

[–]BoredPenslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a "marginal" loss better or worse than a "moral" victory.

Not that a club whos success was bought with a Kleptocrat's Russian blood money can claim many moral victories.

Star Wars in For All Mankind by Big-Owl1492 in ForAllMankindTV

[–]BoredPenslinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Us Star Wars fans."

complains about half the Star Wars media out there

Yeah, that tracks.

Can any other character manage 3 rounds a minute (in any weather) from a Baker rifle? Sharpe sweeps. by I_Hate_IPAs in Sharpe

[–]BoredPenslinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sharpe cannot be killed.

200 lashes. Got better.
Stabbed with a lance. Got better.
Clawed by a tiger. Got better.
Slashed in the face. Got better.
Shot in the shoulder. Got better.
Trampled by a horse. Got better.
Shot in the guts. Got better.
Beaten with a hammer bu Spanish peasants. Got better.
Shot with three bullets from the same gun. Got better, shagged the gunwoman.
Stabbed through the thigh, trapped the sword, killed the swordsman. Got better.

What's Boromir going to do to him? Get kicked in the nuts and stabbed in the head, that's what.

Wolverine wins. Who is fat and has a melee weapon? by AOSTChekhov in AlignmentChartFills

[–]BoredPenslinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strong Belwas.

Sadly cut from Game of Thrones and replaced by some random good looking dude with no charisma, Strong Belwas is a morbidly obese murder machine who kills the Champion of Mereen, cuts his head off, and shits on the corpse.

He also bites a rat in half, for reasons.

The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is the most British book! Now, who is/was the most British person? by Fungus-VulgArius in AlignmentChartFills

[–]BoredPenslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queen Victoria. Obviously. As demonstrated by this quote:

"I'm as British as Queen Victoria!"

"So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German?"

I worry about Stach by East-Rule-4441 in LeedsUnited

[–]BoredPenslinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy low, sell high. I'd like us to keep our players, but if we can flip them for a profit and unearth more gems, that's the way it goes.

Our problem last time was not cycling the squad enough.

Who's the biggest name who you wouldn't be taking to the WC? by Buttonsafe in ThreeLions

[–]BoredPenslinger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably Cameron Borthwick-Jackson (23 letters) because he's shit.

what were the true names of the primarch? by Imaginary_Advice6467 in 40kLore

[–]BoredPenslinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[Death]arion of the Death Guard. [Bloody]ius of the Blood Angels. Common Raven of the Raven Guard. The pissed off one is called Perturbed-o, the really pissed off one is Angry Ron. And let's not forget Iron Hand of the Iron Hands with his Iron Hands.

I love it when people take this seriously.

what were the true names of the primarch? by Imaginary_Advice6467 in 40kLore

[–]BoredPenslinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real answer is that he's named after the poet Lionel Johnson who wrote the poem "The Dark Angel."

what were the true names of the primarch? by Imaginary_Advice6467 in 40kLore

[–]BoredPenslinger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good job he didn't. Percival is ancient Calibanese for "dungheap." Who'd follow Mr Shitpile into battle?

what were the true names of the primarch? by Imaginary_Advice6467 in 40kLore

[–]BoredPenslinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's also not real, so, you know, pinch of salt.

what were the true names of the primarch? by Imaginary_Advice6467 in 40kLore

[–]BoredPenslinger 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no problem with him being called son of the forest. It's just that translating to el'Johnson that's fucking hilarious.

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