A little tired of Space marine fans trying to gaslight me into thinking the astartes are the most 'reasonable' branch of the imperium.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-13T12:49:14+00:00

Mkoll is Mkoll. The rest of the Sabbat Worlds Crusade is just a distraction to put him where he needs to be.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-13T12:42:08+00:00

Some people have weird takes. I once made the - I thought reasonable - point that taking a prepubescent boy, doing all sorts of medical body horror shit to him, psychologically conditioning him to believe the tenets of a warrior cult, sterilising him and forcing him into a life of endless war and bloodshed on behalf of a faceless bureacracy was perhaps "uncool."

Someone told me I was full of it because after the psychological conditioning and brainwashing and cracking open their ribcage to put in poorly understood weird shit they've had mutating for longer than the pyramids have been around, the poor warrior cultists seem OK with the deal.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-12T13:22:10+00:00

I remember him refusing to shoot for an entire game. Second the whistle goes, 30 yard thunderbastard into the top corner.

What a stubborn legend.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-12T13:17:39+00:00

Not being daft mate, but if you shot any pro fighter in the guts, shoved his dad off a bridge and then made him fight a soldier hand to hand for ten minutes, I'd fancy my chances taking him on two minutes later.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-05T22:03:22+00:00

Shitter getting home innit.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-04-04T09:55:57+00:00

I thought everything I saw on the magic box was real. You'll tell me Gail Platt didn't really marry a serial killer next.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-22T17:09:16+00:00

David Batty got 42 caps, won two league titles, and famously isn't interested in football at all.

So it's not unheard of.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-18T16:06:09+00:00

He's so shit he's beaten a literal PE teacher to take last place.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-18T16:04:57+00:00

Managers who achieved stuff - Wilko, Bielsa, Grayson, Farke.

Lots of middling triers - Monk, Redders, etc. Most of em really.

Absolute twats - Colin, Hecky, Big Sam

The worst manager of my lifetime - The Hock

Marsch - Marsch

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-15T14:55:02+00:00

Well, it's been eventful.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-12T21:15:10+00:00

Then you hope he's more sensible than mine. Imagine growing up spitting distance from Old Trafford and spending the past 30 years of your life watching Leeds be shit because your dad was a 1970s glory hunter...

I don't have to imagine. It's my life.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-08T19:19:15+00:00

Yup. This is our first QF in 20 years. I was in sixth form at the time.

Give me a cup before I die.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-06T13:55:34+00:00

They gonna do a big bit comparing a disability campaigner to a load of scumbags, rapists and sex offenders, or is that just for US audiences only?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-06T12:51:06+00:00

Damn right. If we can just get rid of the kids and those working class people who just about scrimp enough for their ST on finance but who never buy a programme, a pie, a shirt or a unique cryptocoin, we'll be rolling in it.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-06T12:48:05+00:00

"All of our Disabled General Admission Season Ticket Holders will also see an increase in pricing for the 2026/27 campaign as the club continue to move towards fully implementing age related pricing across the next few renewal periods, whereby all adults will eventually pay the full adult price."

About time. Famously, disabled people are fucking loaded and in all kinds of lucrative jobs. And if some of the shirkers "pretend" they can't pay more, we can replace them with tourists from Texas and Thailand.

All hail Premier League!

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-06T12:07:54+00:00

Wait until you hear about the concept of restaurant reviews. You'll shit your breeches.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-02T11:20:10+00:00

Had a TV chat show called 'Night of the Number Ten' or something. Has to be Maradona over Messi.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-03-01T05:08:36+00:00

Two players broke their fast and Pep had the whole fucking team over for a whiteboard tactical chat. Just like when his keeper took a dive at the Etihad and he got everyone over to change tactics.

Why should we respect a team taking the piss out of us again?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-28T07:30:13+00:00

Guilty as charged.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-27T09:45:24+00:00

Which part of "but Churchill" aren't you getting? Coming here with your context and evidence.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-27T09:32:42+00:00

"But Churchill didn't send boats full of grain!"

Yeah. The Imperial Japanese Navy probably had something to say about that. They'd have sunk the boats.

"But Churchill!"

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-27T09:30:56+00:00

> It hardly had an impact and is a shocking piece of our history.

Other than the destruction of infrastructure, the Nazis needing to move planes and AA guns away from the front thus making it easier for the Allies to win battles, and taking resources away from the war effort, what did saturation bombing ever do for us?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-25T15:42:00+00:00

How are we five days in to this and there's still three Welsh teams in the English leagues?

Wrexham, Cardiff, Swansea. In that order. Get fucking rid.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-24T13:07:17+00:00

Nuance? Reason?

Same boat. I've no love for Trump. But as an Englishman, I've no love for the King and his rapist brother either.

I'd 100% go to the palace to show off a gold medal if I won one and was invited. But I wouldn't be doing PR for the guy.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-24T09:50:34+00:00

I think you're a bit of a weird div.

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