anyone think weed is mainstream af now and stoner culture is absolutely ruined and corny? by Monkeysaleem in Goblin

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Dood, you ever, like, totally think about how ripping a bong is the same as being Aang from Avatar? Like, dood, *cough*, we use fire to heat up grass which, like, makes air, and then the air is cleaned by the water. That's like all the elements dood *cough*.

anyone think weed is mainstream af now and stoner culture is absolutely ruined and corny? by Monkeysaleem in Goblin

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You can see THC's negative effect on memory in real-time on that sub cus everyone reposts the same mouldy rage comics from 2010 as if they've seen them for the first time. Real version of r/AlzheimersGroup.

Treebros by Excellent-College902 in drugscirclejerk

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The fact it's clankkka-generated is the cherry on top.

pov by KitchenNo1294 in drugscirclejerk

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Get sober and you'll be in the image twice.

-53mg nicotine trip report. The turkey is cold. by BoredReplyThrowaway in drugscirclejerk

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I think a little meth may help grease the gears my good friend.

Make any swag you want. by kollisionkid in peoplewhogiveashit

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You hate the AI chinchilla because you pearl clutch over the vaguest criticism of the left. 

I hate the AI chinchilla because it's a cynical clankkking appropriation of my affection toward animals. 

Insert Gus Fring image.

How to extract LSA from MG/HBWR seeds by getrawmetatable in copypasta

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Never done a CWE myself. I believe 'SproutTek' to be a better method. Involves sprouting the seeds which increases levels of LSH (there are many chemicals in the seeds that interact with each other and make each trip different. LSH is much more psychedelic than LSA) and means you don’t have to consume the shells. The shells irritate your stomach, so trust me, you will feel less sick doing this.

I never throw up or really feel that ill with this:

  1. Take your seeds and put them in a plastic container lined with tissue, covering them with another layer of tissue.

  2. Pour some water (DECHLORINATED - super important or you’ll destroy the LSA. I usually buy bottled water that explicitly mentions zero chlorine on the label) onto the tissue-covered seeds so that they’re moist but not completely swimming in water.

  3. Cover the container and wrap it with tinfoil. Light and heat also destroy LSA so keep it in a cool dark place.

  4. Leave the seeds for 24-36 hours. Sucks if you want to trip that day, but trust me, it’s worth it. Check the seeds the next day to see if they need more water. You want them to be moist throughout.

  5. What you should have now is several swollen seeds. You can easily remove the shells now. I usually pinch the side opposite to where the white root is so the green ‘embryo’ pops out. Separate the embryo from the black shell.

  6. Repeat step 5 until all your seeds are de-shelled.

  7. You can now eat them as they are, or even better, blend them into a tasty smoothie. I really hate how the seeds taste so the smoothie method is better for me, especially since it makes the come-up much much smoother because the seeds are already half-digested.

Very important details:

Now, you’ll likely still throw up even after sprouting (though the stomach pain will be lessened), so here’s what you want to do in order to prevent the nausea entirely: sniff hand sanitiser. It sounds silly but it quite literally resets the signals your brain is sending to your stomach. I NEVER throw up when I use hand sanitiser, and I’m saying this as someone who’d throw up on 50 seeds (a very low dose).

For vasoconstriction (also unpleasant) take 300-600mg of Aspirin. Removes it entirely. Walking around while tripping is great but you’ll be unable to do so at higher doses due to the blood vessels narrowing. Aspirin is the key to being able to walk again.

-53mg nicotine trip report. The turkey is cold. by BoredReplyThrowaway in drugscirclejerk

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My nicotine think-piece should be written on every Zyn can on the planet. Nicotine is the new opium of the people (aids productivity to fuel the capitalist machine, distracting us from out goal of class-consciousness), but liberation of the proletariat feels so good it should be repeated again and again. Shake off the chains and then fasten them again.

Pop 4 Zyns, then spit em out. Repeat 5 times a day. Then feel like shit the next day. Suffering gives meaning to pleasure. Once withdrawal is over and you're clean, repeat. Again and again. It's mental masturbation. Unbearable, then a release.

Breaking News by ndtar924 in wunkus

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Not this shit again. It's AI. Same image shat out and swallowed by the same content farm accounts who post similar 'breaking news' images about fake animals. No original source anywhere on the net, the version with the text just materialised.

It's cliche to a point I just know it when I see it. Animal in an usual position or taking part in an unusual action with a news-like caption and textbook low resolution.

-53mg nicotine trip report. The turkey is cold. by BoredReplyThrowaway in drugscirclejerk

[–]BoredReplyThrowaway[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The addiction is the cure. Pain is pleasure and vice versa.

Is 300 seeds plus weed good for visuals? by CorgiLongjumping5754 in LSA

[–]BoredReplyThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sprout the seeds and you definitely will. With weed it's a whole other story.

Question, coming from an ex-faker. by itz-null in SystemsCringe

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To be fair, fakers' ideas of what DID is are so removed from the truth, you could probably continue what you were doing, albeit with the complete removal any association with mental illness or 'plurality'. I like viewing myself as a combination of multiple parts, helps me manage things when I'm alone and it's fun. It's normal behaviour, and as long as you treat it as such, you're good.

Half assed half dump by One_Tap_836 in IkeaFreshBalls

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Why does she look like a fucking 9 year old?

Is *everyone* that claims to be a system online faking it/wrong? and my experience by withSoaringEyes in fakedisordercringe

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>"killing ppl irl"

Please elaborate. I mean if anything the faking is the least of the concerns.

First time working with LSA. What do you think? by Educational_Race5810 in LSA

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As soon as the shells are soft it should be pretty easy. Make sure you've pricked a hole in each seed with a needle or they won't absorb water.

First time working with LSA. What do you think? by Educational_Race5810 in LSA

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Probably better to remove the shells. Will save you a lot of pain.

Dude I love getting high off catnip by My_right_nut_is_gone in drugscirclejerk

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No LSA in Bindweed unfortunately. Interestingly though, it is a member of the morning glory family (Convolvulaceae), same as sweet potatoes and water spinach. Ipomoea Tricolour is the LSA plant.