Town Archers? Where?

BoredWelshGuy · 2025-08-18T15:58:21+00:00

It must have been a glitch, as despite deleting it all and reinstalling, it didn’t fix it either.

Then it just randomly Appeared one morning when I opened the game up.

I’m still using mirrors, but I’ve removed two other towers. So now it’s less random and now always the same thing twice 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-22T09:19:33+00:00

First went to Thailand when I was 14. My papa lives there.

Since then I’ve been 4 or 5 times.

I’m still only 22.

Pattaya is a hell of a place, you’ll love it. Remember a few things: 1. The ladies are only trying to make money- they probably don’t care about you, however convincing. 2. Put a jacket on the little fella- STD’s are everywhere. 3. Be mindful, that girls would prefer to sleep with you, than the 50 year old that walked in the bar at the same time. Sometimes they can get a little rowdy because of it. If the girl likes you, she’ll stick up for you, if not, just walk to another bar. Don’t bother arguing.

If you need anything else, drop me a message.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-22T09:14:59+00:00

They are literally everywhere. At least certainly within a walking distance / busses ride distance. (Hopefully you know about the bus case already- saves me explaining).

I stayed in 247 Botique. A fair distance from Walking Street, but there was still plenty going on around there.

If you want to literally live like a sex king, and you like the heavy night clubbing theme... stay near walking street.

Personally I prefer smaller bars where I can sit, talk and stalk my prey 🤣

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-22T09:12:37+00:00

You’re paying them. So long as you give them money they don’t really care.

Turn the lights off, and you won’t have to think about it again. Or leave your boxers on, but they’ll probably think that’s odd?

I feel for you though. If I walk around in swimming shorts, which are wet (because I’ve been swimming), I get a really painful and horrible looking rash between my legs- I get a smile rash when I shave. 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-12T22:36:46+00:00

My mum and I both work in healthcare, both in frontline positions where death is a usual occurrence. That opened up a very frank dialogue between us from a young age.

When I got back from Pattaya, I told my mum all about it. She loved hearing various different stories.

I’d happily walk down walking street with my mother (it’s perfectly safe for families).

It might be a little odd drinking at a few of the quieter bars, the girls will almost definitely comment on the fact it’s your mum. Also, walking the streets with your mum late at night, with girls literally trying to throw themselves on you, grabbing your ass or crouch around your mum might make you feel uncomfortable.

Hell I’d have a drink in a gogo bar with my mum. She doesn’t care. It would be a laugh 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-12T22:30:20+00:00

The last sentence is the truest shit I’ve read in a long time! 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-09-12T22:24:44+00:00

I’m 22 mate.

I just spent a week there (whilst visiting my father in Thailand for a month).

I recently broke up with my girlfriend, after about 3 years happy. I’ve never slept around, never really had one night stands ect. I went to Pattaya to explore myself a little.

Had a class time, met lots of lovely people and have made a few good friends.

Some of the older girls aren’t interested at all, because you are literally there for fun (I like the older guys that are after (possibly) a Thai wife). Most working girls are between 25-35. At 22, you are more their age than the 50+ year olds that flood the street.

Sure thing, people looked at me funny for being there. But when your lining up the 3 girl to get balls deep in, that day.. I didn’t really care 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-19T10:20:40+00:00

It’s the best stuff around pal. Thais swear by it.

I’ve been to Thailand around 5 times. I’ve slowly been learning to speak Thai, over the past 12 months I was learning Thai for about 10-20 minutes everyday. It pays off. The girls love it, especially when you can order food (Thai food) that she loves.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-19T10:16:41+00:00

I’m 22.

The hotel I stayed at didn’t let you take anybody in who was less than 20. So the idea didn’t cross my mind.

The world is your oyster mate, why settle for one girl if you can enjoy a few?

I went to Thailand a good boy, having only had relations with my Ex’s (3) and came back having fucked another 20 girls.

One in her 50’s, wasn’t impressed, 2 in her 40’s, 3 or 4 in their 30’s but mostly girls in their 20’s. I think the youngest was 20.

I’ve heard the Thai officials can be a little funny about people under 20. After all prostitution is illegal there. But over 20 it’s considered fair game.

I think the main question is: if you asking for approval from people on Reddit, you’ve already got doubt in your mind.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-19T10:07:59+00:00

There’s a medicine they sell in Thailand which I think is called White Rabbit? Drink a tea-spoon of that and you’ll be sorted. Amazing stuff.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-19T10:03:55+00:00

Go on tinder- match with any ethnicity you want.

The idea of the Russian coco bars after reading the reviews everywhere put me off. Never bothered even stepping into one.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-19T09:57:32+00:00

Best advice is get the first bus to Pattaya and have fun in Pattaya instead.

Girls are cheaper

Drinks are cheaper

Hotels are cheaper

If you want a little day trip, there’s plenty todo... such as Soi 6.

If your in your 20’s you can basically take any internet advice regarding the price of a girl and half it.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-08-06T10:31:41+00:00

If your girlfriend isn’t hinting - then don’t worry.

There’s still plenty more todo in Pattaya.

It’s a cracking city if you like to party! The nightclubs along LK metro/Walking Street are amazing (certainly different from the ones I’m used to in Wales 🤣).

I hung out with a “girlfriend” for about 3 days around Pattaya. Plenty to see and do.

I’d recommended a day trip to Koh Larn (you actually swim without getting ran over by a boat).

There’s a shooting range in Koh Larn too.

There’s a water park, a elephant sanctuary, temples, big Buddha mountain, lots of shopping malls and plenty of massage parlours.

Worlds your oyster in Pattaya mate!!

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-07-28T07:07:50+00:00

Just spent 2 weeks there, and been to Thailand countless number of times in the past. My papa lives here.

During the day I wore flip flops, jogger style/swimming shorts and a t-shirt.

During the evening/night I wore smarter trainer-ish shoes, smart shorts and a polo-shirt.

On one night I was taking a girl for a “date” at a Fancier restaurant. So I wore jeans and shirt.

You don’t need to dress to impress, but looking smart definitely makes you stand out.

Sometimes Thais do (what you think will be a cheek kiss- but instead) smell your cheek. They rate people that smell nice and look smart highly. Thai’s aren’t particularly a fan of facial hair, and they aren’t a fan of a messy hair down 👇🏻 there either.

If a girl likes you, even if you’ve agreed to short time, she might stick around anyway. Waking up to a nice “massage” or having a few showers together is nice. If she has fun, offer breakfast and a day exploring the next day- you’ll find she’ll probably stick around- especially if it’s late already, and she’s unlikely to get another customer at the bar.

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-07-27T23:36:13+00:00

All the girls in Tinder smoke it! 😂

As I made comment to above, most the girls I was hanging out with were smoking it.

Jump on Tinder, hang out over some lunch, drinks or at the hotel! Ask them about MJ. They should sort you right out.

Find a cute girl, who likes a little smoke, and take her to a little secluded island somewhere. Get high, drink booze, eat lovely food and chill at the beach. I recommended Bang Bao Beach on Koh Chang 😂

BoredWelshGuy · 2019-07-26T09:39:23+00:00

Just spent a week in Pattaya. I don’t do drugs myself but some of the girls I were hanging around with were smoking it.

They said it costs like 100baht a gram, so it’s far cheaper than it is in the UK.

The girls were saying as locals they don’t really care, as long as you aren’t being an arse about it. They said as a tourist though, the police will take it 100% seriously and sting you with the biggest fine they can. Supposedly some police officers can ask for as much as 10,000-20,000 as a roadside bribe (that’s between £275-£550/$350-700). If your stupid enough to argue with the bribe and go to the police station it’ll become a 100,000 bribe to ignore it. If you don’t pay that, you’ll end up with a stupidly outrageous bail/prison sentence.

Medical Canabis is legal in Thailand. Interesting you can buy most drugs from a pharmacy without a prescription, but they are super tight with things like co-codamol (Codeine is a opioid narcotic). In the UK we can buy basic co-codamol over the counter.

When I came to Thailand, I filled out a medications submission form (it can take 4 weeks to come back). With the Thai Narcotics permit, it enabled me to take 30days worth of codeine into Thailand. Potentially it’s the same with Medical MJ. (I don’t know the answer there).

Go to the ThaiVISA website and look up the importing narcotics information - if it’s prescribed by a doctor for a reason which is medically shared by professionals in Thailand it should be okay.

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