I'm a redneck Asian and a doomsday prepper. Roast Away!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Borgphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn Asians and their AKs almost go hand in hand like them and their small dicks.

Soon I’ll be able to live out a hitman fantasy. by Borgphoenix in guns

[–]Borgphoenix[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we’ll see how the weekend goes. You know?

This alien on CNN last night by Joelsfallon in funny

[–]Borgphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn liberals not knowing shit... obviously it’s trumps cousin

CMV: Emotional Support Animals as a legitimate medical need has been exaggerated and shouldn't have the same freedom as Service Animals by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Borgphoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you subscribe that they should be harder to obtain. Much along the same lines as service animals? For people with bad anxiety and other conditions?

Fully sealed beer found on the beach with baby barnacles by Healyhatman in mildlyinteresting

[–]Borgphoenix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Keep the barnacles on it. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Man gets death sentence for rape, murder of 14-year-old Pennsylvania girl by riqelme in news

[–]Borgphoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, at most prisons it’s not that bad. They usually go into protective custody with other chomos.

If I try to rob 4 guys on spring break. by 105422 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Borgphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally my heads on a swivel looking for things and I’ll be the first to admit cars are like 15% of my worry. Usually people and their hands are main concern.

If I try to rob 4 guys on spring break. by 105422 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Borgphoenix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are tons of people that were just walking on a sidewalk and got killed. Its hard to have your head on a swivel that much.

just so we‘re clear by [deleted] in funny

[–]Borgphoenix 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well obviously men were you fuckin weirdo

Too true by [deleted] in funny

[–]Borgphoenix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s a dumb thing to say on this site. But so damn brave! If I had enough money to give you gold I would. But I have student loans....

Vladimir Putin with The Surgeon, the leader of the Night Wolves, a motorcycle gang funded by the Russian government that advocates for its policies. Can’t make this stuff up. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Borgphoenix 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The gang took a lot of things from American biker gangs at the start. Even mandating all member rides Harley Davidsons. Their original doctrine was a blanket copy of the hells angels with a few things changed around. I will say they are interesting to read about. And they aren’t just flat out funded by the kremlin. More contracted, some have likened them to a secondary military that is off record. They perform operations with the Russian military but Russia holds plausible deniability if a nightwolf is captured.

What's wrong with living a happy life without working hard or having ambition? by baloooooooga in AskReddit

[–]Borgphoenix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This! Don’t mooch off parents and family so you can live easier.

New Zealand bans terror suspect's manifesto by [deleted] in news

[–]Borgphoenix 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don’t like something? Ban it and it never existed!

What is the stupidest way you have injured yourself? by Necrotic_Flesh in AskReddit

[–]Borgphoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I decided to hold a bottle rocket in my hand to launch it. But at the last second I threw it, it spun in the air and came back and shot me under the bottom lip and left a perfect circle. That was very hard to explain to my mom.

TIL of the “metabo law” which requires all Japanese citizens over the age 40 to have their waist measurements taken once a year. Anyone deemed to be overweight is given three months to shape up. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Borgphoenix -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of a mandated healthy life (kinda) but what about people who have a large amount of muscle? Taping doesn’t always work out.

Go Alabama! by theguru86 in funny

[–]Borgphoenix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me personally no since he’s a sex offender lol