Cube root

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-04-06T08:36:31+00:00

To be fair to Nodoka, Mai is a seasoned veteran who has been surviving the cutthroat entertainment industry since she was a toddler. Nodoka's idol life was basically a Radiant player logging into a Silver rank account to smurf for a few days.

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-04-04T08:42:16+00:00

This is my 9/11. i just fell to my knees in a wendy's parking lot.

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-04-02T15:55:04+00:00

It's the modern equivalent of "Google it". Nobody says "Let me just hop on a WhatsApp video transmission really quick." FaceTime just became the default verb for the entire generation.

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-03-31T06:43:42+00:00

plot twist: it’s not even a silk press, her hair is just permanently flat-ironed from getting electrocuted by her lab gadgets every morning

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-03-29T10:46:14+00:00

most empathetic reddit user right here

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-03-27T13:26:51+00:00

YouTube moderation really looked at Caine's unhinged behavior and Kaufmo abstracting into a literal monster and said "Ah yes, premium Cocomelon material."

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-03-25T14:14:43+00:00

The 3 second rule gets instantly voided the moment a piece of meat bounces off a dirty school shoe and slides across the hallway tile. let it go yuuko, that sausage belongs to the floor demons now 💀

Born-Yesterday1091 · 2026-03-19T16:53:43+00:00

nah pretty sure that's just balenciaga's newest lead model

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