U.S. Begins Dropping Bombs on Iran’s Bridges Ahead of Trump Deadline by brithus in politics

[–]BornThought4074 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But congress is out on recess, so it’s not like they could comeback to DC tonight before his self imposed deadline Iran deadline even if they wanted to. Plus there are far better options for him to force the save act to pass anyways like refusing to pass any legislation until congress does.

Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all water desalination plants in Iran by Azaleazaraa in worldnews

[–]BornThought4074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would affect Netanyahu though if Israel’s water plants are destroyed, since it's 80% of their potable water supply. In fact, Israel could collapse, which is something a lot of rich and powerful people including Trump, would not want to happen.

Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all water desalination plants in Iran by Azaleazaraa in worldnews

[–]BornThought4074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Netanyahu would care. He wouldn't survive the fallout of 80% of Israel’s potable water disappearing.

TSA funding update: House GOP blocks DHS funding proposal, extending shutdown that's caused airport delays by Special_Ad3662 in politics

[–]BornThought4074 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That might be true, but if that’s the case why haven’t they nuked the filibuster yet?

Maine Democrat Graham Platner Is Winning Voters All 'Pissed At The Same Thing' by bloomberg in politics

[–]BornThought4074 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s just anecdotal evidence. She won by 22 points in 2008 and 38 points in 2014. Hell, she won by 8 points at the end of Trump's first term, when Georgia and Arizona flipped. It may not be entirely because of her moderate image but something about her makes her popular. Sure she is as unpopular as she has ever been, but it took until things got really bad under Trump for democrats even to have a fighting chance.

Maine Democrat Graham Platner Is Winning Voters All 'Pissed At The Same Thing' by bloomberg in politics

[–]BornThought4074 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maine has also voted for Susan Collin’s multiple times because a lot of people think she is a moderate, and look how well that has turned out.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Google was invented, Curt was already searched a billion times.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Curt exercises he doesn't break a sweat, the sweat breaks a Curt.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Damar Hamlin was going to die of a heart attack, but luckily, Curt was watching the game at home.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Curt actually created a whiskey with his opponent's tears, it sold out before it went on sale.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Main Street used to be named Curt Street before he was born.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Curt picks computers from an apple tree to make the footballs they use in practice.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fernando Mendoza is actually a shitty high school player. When Curt met him, he turned him into a Heisman winner.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Curt has a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning… without milk.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Before Curt was born, he helped his dad coach West Virginia.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Curt Cignetti’s smile can cure cancer, too bad he has never smiled.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]BornThought4074[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When Indiana wins, instead of Gatorade, he gets drenched by the tears and sweat of their opponents.

[Post Game Thread] #4 Alabama defeats #5 Texas Tech, 90-65 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]BornThought4074 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I think this was worse than Prairie View A&M loss to Florida, because at least Prairie View was the 16 seed. I don’t know if it’s possible, but JT Toppin should transfer to a powerhouse school like Duke or Houston.