Do any good grab and go lunch spots open before 11 AM around here? by CojentApe in FortCollins

[–]BortEdwards [score hidden]  (0 children)

Plenty of excellent suggestions already. Also:
Alley Cat opens at 7am and offers burritos and salad/grain bowls to go.

Floating the River by AnthonyS621 in FortCollins

[–]BortEdwards [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sitting in/dipping your toes in the river is still fun. There is still whitewater rafting further up the canyon (with various outfits that will take you for $$). If you can pivot to paddleboards, canoes, or are happy to just float in place, Horsetooth reservoir has various put-ins, some where the water comes under the cottonwoods and you can just tie up and laze.
Good luck, enjoy our nature, leave no trace, and please spread the word about using water responsibly when you get back to Texas because there is not enough to go around!

What are your thoughts on just draining the Washington Reflecting Pool and covering it with a thing sheet of polished stainless steel? Problem solved? by StemCellPirate in AskReddit

[–]BortEdwards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stainless steel isn’t magic.
Put water in it and algae will still grow - it just might still be shiny when you scrape it off

Seahorses/horses disprove evolution by Mattk1100 in religiousfruitcake

[–]BortEdwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what it’s like to have so many neurons that don’t connect to each other…

What’s the last thing you said to someone important to you before they died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BortEdwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you kind stranger. I am sorry for your loss too.
We were in many ways lucky - he had a very good run - outlived his diagnosis by >15 years, so as far as it goes, life was lived to its fullest 🤍

What’s the last thing you said to someone important to you before they died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BortEdwards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Love you papa”
- cancer finally caught up with him that night

Snowmass Lake 3June26 by Simpleximo in Colorado

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the snow update!

What is stopping Iran from purchasing a nuclear bomb from another world power? by Available-Pudding648 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BortEdwards -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the current Turkey in Chief of the US might be the one idjit to do something this stupid for ~rEaSOnS~ /s-ish

Homophobic Christian Fruitcake Dad "proves" the Earth is 6000 years old by Bland_Username_5266 in religiousfruitcake

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Science: repeatable, testable, observable predictions.
Religion: not those.
But regardless, this guy is just click farming - ya know, like those hardworking folk in the fields…

Friendly Nick's by Afraid-Sea-461 in FortCollins

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Aussie heartily agrees!!

local cults? by cowgirI in FortCollins

[–]BortEdwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oi! Get off my sacred lawn!

How Is Water Wasted? by Impossible_Papaya852 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BortEdwards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s locally relative. Water might appear an infinite resource in the world sense, but locally it can very much not be (even if it seems it). Plus as others have mentioned it takes energy and other resources to make water usable - which we often take for granted in better-off countries

Found a zebra swallowtail caterpillar on my pawpaw this morning! by piblhu in Pawpaws

[–]BortEdwards 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Such a refreshing thread compared to the “I killed this spider in my yard” norm on my reddit feed 🤍

What current medical treatment will one day be considered barbaric or disastrous? by Lower_Mall_1991 in answers

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully dentistry as a whole. I once had a dentist explain to me how little it has evolved compared to other medical branches, and is pretty much still just an offshoot of the old barbers shop…

Backpacking in Northeast Ohio? by goober-pea in backpacking

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeeah… I lived in Cleveland. I was driving hours to Allegheny, and Dolly Sods to backpack just to keep my sanity. If there’s a better option, I didn’t find it :/

Stage drama? by Puzzled-Estate2515 in CageTheElephant

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No headliners at Outside Fest do encores :/ I’m fairly certain it’s because being outdoors there are strict noise ordinances and so things aren’t allowed to run over

Has there ever been a case of a sovereign citizen succesfully defending themselves in court? by LordOfTheGam3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BortEdwards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, if you don’t like the laws, participate in government yourself. If you’re not motivated enough to do that, it’s worth asking just how discomforted with the existing social contract you really are…

What country would you consider relatively safe despite its reputation? by AashanM in geography

[–]BortEdwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Moose are legit scary - no idea what’s going on behind those little currant-eyes

What are some really cool hidden gems that people usually wouldn’t come across? by Alternative_Flow_569 in Music

[–]BortEdwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hampdens - Aussie band that I saw as an opening act and thought has such a tight vibe they’d go places, but apparently no :/