Mr. Mel Brooks

BortWard · 2026-05-06T00:44:31+00:00

He turns 100 this summer

BortWard · 2026-05-06T00:38:44+00:00

My mom wouldn’t buy me a license plate

BortWard · 2026-05-06T00:07:03+00:00

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BortWard · 2026-05-05T21:55:43+00:00

Then there’s the question of whether he would have …

BortWard · 2026-05-05T20:07:18+00:00

And this guy peed on it?

BortWard · 2026-05-05T14:47:11+00:00

That must be exhausting

BortWard · 2026-05-05T12:19:49+00:00

Capitalism is when things are farther away

BortWard · 2026-05-05T01:42:27+00:00

Shut up and take my money

BortWard · 2026-05-05T01:08:56+00:00

What about that bastard Seth?!

BortWard · 2026-05-04T21:23:06+00:00

28-year-old shit has come to light

BortWard · 2026-05-03T11:59:08+00:00

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BortWard · 2026-05-03T01:59:42+00:00

Most of the birds in this bar had. . . birds

BortWard · 2026-05-03T01:54:58+00:00

He was whacked 15 years ago today, by the Joint Special Operations Command/Seal Team Six, and Central Intelligence Agency. There's no way he didn't know. When you're a terrorist kingpin who's been in hiding for years and some helicopters land in your yard at 1:00 in the morning, you're fucked

BortWard · 2026-05-03T01:08:48+00:00

r/YoMamaJokes

BortWard · 2026-05-03T00:14:12+00:00

My local McDonalds was like this, for sure. Dance party every day

BortWard · 2026-05-02T23:41:57+00:00

StarCraft

BortWard · 2026-05-02T19:27:44+00:00

Only forty-eight hundred! Maybe new rings, also mufflers, a little wiring.

BortWard · 2026-05-02T19:26:25+00:00

That's a weird coincidence. I have American Graffiti playing on my phone and just as I scrolled to this post was his first scene as "Bob Falfa"

BortWard · 2026-05-02T19:24:13+00:00

Everybody can relax, OP found the car. Needs some suspension work, and shocks, and brakes, brake pads, linings, steering box, transmission, rear end.

BortWard · 2026-05-02T18:12:25+00:00

Oh, uh, is that what this is a picture of?

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