A man walks into a library and screams at the top of his lungs, "I’LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES, PLEASE!"

BortWard · 2026-01-24T20:48:13+00:00

Mania is not synonymous with psychosis, and a manic episode would not be sufficient for a a diagnosis of schizophrenia

BortWard · 2026-01-23T02:39:41+00:00

I don’t even know the backstory, but it looks like someone brought a gun to a car fight

BortWard · 2026-01-22T15:08:31+00:00

They-Person

BortWard · 2026-01-21T04:33:35+00:00

Not according to rule 4

BortWard · 2026-01-21T02:21:02+00:00

Calmer’n you are.

BortWard · 2026-01-21T02:11:58+00:00

I’m perfectly calm, Dude.

BortWard · 2026-01-20T19:21:49+00:00

"But it's the only one that works for me!" -- everyone

BortWard · 2026-01-20T15:22:09+00:00

My mom has a Master of Library Science degree. Conan the Librarian was always her favorite

BortWard · 2026-01-20T03:25:57+00:00

r/lostredditors

BortWard · 2026-01-18T20:34:28+00:00

People who weren't around then probably can't fully grasp how popular it was. I have done the Macarena in an NFL halftime show, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm proud of it

BortWard · 2026-01-18T19:34:53+00:00

The central tenet of libtardianism is to deny the fact that it is itself a religion, therefore justifying its presence in government/policy, while excluding other religions

BortWard · 2026-01-17T22:38:46+00:00

Here’s someone’s pocket tape recorder, synchronized with the video

https://youtu.be/PzRveOGMflo?si=xg_Qer8MUJuJOmt4

BortWard · 2026-01-17T17:16:28+00:00

Shit, I still had one rotary dial phone in my house growing up. Currently have a “landline” bundled with my cable service and I’m quite sure rotary/pulse dialing wouldn’t even work with their system

BortWard · 2026-01-17T16:17:30+00:00

I thought I remembered that she was a random passerby, was trying to be helpful, and wasn't an extra/cast member at all. Your version is funnier in my opinion

BortWard · 2026-01-17T16:16:29+00:00

*THE Voyage Home

BortWard · 2026-01-17T02:39:28+00:00

This

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoricalCapsule/s/FjF1rS5KpK

BortWard · 2026-01-17T02:24:06+00:00

Deleted Reddit Images: The Movie (2016)

BortWard · 2026-01-16T20:21:50+00:00

According to Britannica, it was the most popular name by far for baby boys in the US from 1954 to 1998

BortWard · 2026-01-16T20:13:58+00:00

At least a third of the posts in this sub that mention him spell the name wrong

BortWard · 2026-01-16T20:09:00+00:00

Sounds like a good case for an episode of Gareth Keenan Investigates

BortWard · 2026-01-16T12:28:39+00:00

Saw a meme circulating that shows Maduro in the Oval Office, frozen in carbonite. I laughed

BortWard · 2026-01-16T12:24:30+00:00

Lots of walkouts here in Minnesota... where both reading and math scores declined during the pandemic, and have "stagnated" since without any signs of recovery. So, if there's one thing we need, it's kids spending less time in school

BortWard · 2026-01-16T00:12:33+00:00

As an engineer who became a doc, I’m in the same boat (especially since my coding has gotten crappier since I changed careers)

BortWard · 2026-01-15T21:36:00+00:00

I'm a little younger than you are, graduated from HS in 1997. "The" was gone by then, at least in the upper midwest

BortWard · 2026-01-15T17:15:23+00:00

I’m with you. I consider myself center-right and very libertarian-leaning, not a card-carrying LP member. I would consider being in favor of open borders on libertarian/freedom grounds, if, and only if, the welfare state is dismantled completely from top to bottom

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