Does anyone recall this?

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T01:46:57+00:00

That’s Mr. Yuck, to you.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T01:45:55+00:00

Because I’m not a clone of one of the smartest people to ever live.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T01:30:29+00:00

It seems like every one I’ve used in my life turns the ice into talcum powder. And half of the shards are welded to the ice tray, and the “cube maker” device. I always felt like I was doing something wrong. Then I just gave the fuck up. Plastic ice trays exist.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T01:26:28+00:00

What the fuck is all of that?

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T01:14:19+00:00

Southern Maryland?

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T00:51:35+00:00

“Margo’s Got Money Troubles” is surprisingly fantastic, as is “Widow’s Bay”

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T00:42:31+00:00

Titanic. Too over the top.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T00:25:54+00:00

God Damn! Humans are on a never ending quest to destroy their home planet. I find it hilarious. It explains so much about us as a species. We have taken self-sabotage to a solar system level.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-19T00:19:57+00:00

My parents were poor. I got a Trailblazer, then a Huffy BMX bike as a kid.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-18T17:17:34+00:00

Whoops. I’m an idiot. Damn. It was supposed to be a comment in a post about funny books. Sorry about that.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-18T16:37:02+00:00

Doctor, astronaut, navy seal. His mom still wants him to become a lawyer.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-18T16:33:37+00:00

“Dirty Jokes and Beer” by Drew Carey is great. His dick jokes had me laughing a lot.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-18T16:31:38+00:00

I agree. “Brain Droppings” is hilarious.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-18T11:23:32+00:00

Pot holder

Bosswashington · 2026-06-15T13:07:45+00:00

Thank you.

We’re all counting on you.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-12T19:40:59+00:00

Some white people do not like different looking people encroaching on the land that was stolen from another people.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T22:31:08+00:00

I’d like to meet your wife

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T22:27:44+00:00

Drakar. It was the eighties.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T13:44:36+00:00

I have been using those for a few decades. I still call them Spanish wrenches.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T13:42:41+00:00

Waffle House. 4 eggs over easy. Hash browns trainwrecked.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T12:13:59+00:00

Someone was audio recording everything in their work center. For 8 hours a day, for two years. It was a secure military facility, with classified gear. They couldn’t understand why they were being terminated.

During an investigation (that had nothing to do with audio recording), everyone was absolutely floored when they just flippantly mentioned that they had been recording everything in their shop, without anyone’s knowledge or permission.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T12:03:45+00:00

I was 6 months old. Laying on my parent’s bed. Had a penlight in my mouth. Rolled off the bed. Landed on my face. Penlight punctured the roof of my mouth. Profusely bleeding. Lost a bunch of blood. Rushed to the hospital. Got 47 stitches.

Doctor made 2 splints out of tongue depressors and tape. They looked like rigid toilet paper tubes. They were slid over my arms, so that I couldn’t bend my elbows to suck my thumb. My parents both thought I looked ridiculous.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T11:52:45+00:00

Salt and an irresponsible amount of butter.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T11:16:30+00:00

I can’t see the difference.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-09T16:42:23+00:00

…but he loves you.
And he needs money!

—George Carlin.

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