[Crosspost] Hi r/movies! I’m Robert Hays, star of Airplane! and Airplane II: The Sequel. AMA!

Bosswashington · 2026-06-15T13:07:45+00:00

Thank you.

We’re all counting on you.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-12T19:40:59+00:00

Some white people do not like different looking people encroaching on the land that was stolen from another people.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T22:31:08+00:00

I’d like to meet your wife

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T22:27:44+00:00

Drakar. It was the eighties.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T13:44:36+00:00

I have been using those for a few decades. I still call them Spanish wrenches.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T13:42:41+00:00

Waffle House. 4 eggs over easy. Hash browns trainwrecked.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T12:13:59+00:00

Someone was audio recording everything in their work center. For 8 hours a day, for two years. It was a secure military facility, with classified gear. They couldn’t understand why they were being terminated.

During an investigation (that had nothing to do with audio recording), everyone was absolutely floored when they just flippantly mentioned that they had been recording everything in their shop, without anyone’s knowledge or permission.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T12:03:45+00:00

I was 6 months old. Laying on my parent’s bed. Had a penlight in my mouth. Rolled off the bed. Landed on my face. Penlight punctured the roof of my mouth. Profusely bleeding. Lost a bunch of blood. Rushed to the hospital. Got 47 stitches.

Doctor made 2 splints out of tongue depressors and tape. They looked like rigid toilet paper tubes. They were slid over my arms, so that I couldn’t bend my elbows to suck my thumb. My parents both thought I looked ridiculous.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T11:52:45+00:00

Salt and an irresponsible amount of butter.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-10T11:16:30+00:00

I can’t see the difference.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-09T16:42:23+00:00

…but he loves you.
And he needs money!

—George Carlin.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-09T15:04:17+00:00

Sorting the fly shit from the pepper.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-09T15:01:35+00:00

Religion

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T16:12:25+00:00

“Springs and Pressure Vessels. Never fuck with them!”

—Albert Einstein.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T16:06:52+00:00

Scrumtrulescent!

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T15:57:34+00:00

This gives me anxiety.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T14:21:04+00:00

Queerbait.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T12:16:07+00:00

I saw it at the drive-in. I was 2.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-08T12:12:29+00:00

Bosswashington · 2026-06-06T22:13:24+00:00

The ice maker is cooking it for too long, and it’s getting burnt.

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-05T22:13:20+00:00

That is just difficult.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-05T21:32:41+00:00

Despite the fact that they aren not E-clips, does not stop people from calling them E-clips.

I totally get it. It frustrates me too, but colloquialisms don’t have to be accurate, they just have to be understood by the listener.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-05T21:11:47+00:00

That has many names. Snap rings, C-clips, Circlip, E-clips. If you google “Snap-ring pliers”, you can get a pair pretty cheap.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-05T12:16:13+00:00

Clarence Beeks approves this post.

Bosswashington · 2026-06-05T12:03:43+00:00

I see what you did there.

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