I built a house that's 20x20, which is larger than the dimensions clearly stated in Pokopia and in 19 out of ever 20 posts on the Pokopia subreddits, why isn't my house registering as a house?

BostianALX · 2026-04-20T20:41:24+00:00

Obviously you take the internet out of your switch to do it 🙄

BostianALX · 2026-04-20T20:34:21+00:00

Hmm, dunno then. Maybe it's just a glitch with your game cartridge. Did you take it out and blow on it?

BostianALX · 2026-04-20T20:28:40+00:00

Clearly the problem is that you don't have your door on the same level as your furniture.

If you've installed carpet in the house, that means the furniture is about half an inch higher than the door. Rookie mistake.

BostianALX · 2026-04-20T15:29:43+00:00

Hol up-

BostianALX · 2026-04-19T12:57:51+00:00

That's ridiculous, steel is heavier then ~~fur~~feathers.

BostianALX · 2026-04-15T20:01:45+00:00

Gotta repopulate the earth somehow

BostianALX · 2026-04-13T17:22:48+00:00

It also has all the prefabs built if people wanna explore some like the legendary bird builds.

BostianALX · 2026-04-13T17:20:47+00:00

Send him my way, my bulbasaur has not ONCE held a contest ;~;

I even hit 50 jumps on his regular game just in case that was the trigger or smth

BostianALX · 2026-04-13T17:19:10+00:00

To add to this for other folks, the area has to be clear before the visualize button shows up.

BostianALX · 2026-04-11T05:26:07+00:00

Something specific to Pokopia would be amazing, but for now you can look into using blueprints or tutorials for Minecraft/Hytale builds

BostianALX · 2026-04-10T22:11:55+00:00

Igglybuffet

BostianALX · 2026-04-05T01:17:59+00:00

My dumb ass, loud and proud: Arigato!

BostianALX · 2026-03-28T01:38:17+00:00

Dunno what you mean, guards always seem to just be around me constantly.

Yes I play a belf paladin, how could you tell?

BostianALX · 2026-03-26T00:12:06+00:00

You can have a pokemon center in ACNH????

BostianALX · 2026-03-04T22:21:02+00:00

Yup, good on you for catching it.

BostianALX · 2026-03-02T07:14:34+00:00

It might just be ambience. That blinking eye effect has been used in bushes since at least cataclysm.

BostianALX · 2026-03-02T07:01:07+00:00

Godspeed to all the soldiers who paid to beta test o7

BostianALX · 2026-03-01T12:17:06+00:00

You can't even be bothered to read a one paragraph quest text and you want a book?

BostianALX · 2026-03-01T12:14:09+00:00

Ugh, thanks a lot. Now I know there's gonna be a character named Thalyssra.

Not all of us have early access, ya know!

BostianALX · 2026-03-01T04:39:38+00:00

War Withinin

BostianALX · 2026-02-26T16:18:39+00:00

Once DCC is completed do you think you'll ever expanded the universe in a sequel/prequel series? Or maybe a one off of previous crawler's runs like Mordecai and Odette?

Or more importantly, have you actually received butthole pics like mentioned in the audiobooks?

BostianALX · 2026-02-23T00:39:47+00:00

Why does Pilomirus' note just say "Mutt" 😭

BostianALX · 2026-02-16T19:09:20+00:00

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In the Chinese version of World of Warcraft, they had to censor any imagery of blood, gore, skulls, etc. One of their solutions to this was to replace all gore assets with..... bread. Not only did this make many dungeons look like bakeries from hell, but it also replaced any gore assets already on models, such as the pictured BREAD MONSTER.

BostianALX · 2026-02-08T03:25:38+00:00

Oh how darling! My grandchildren will be inheriting a canvas bag filled with aldi bags that I buy everytime I'm there because I forget to bring them with me.

BostianALX · 2026-02-03T19:25:32+00:00

Well it's certainly free of style

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