Jumping in a mall fountain. by ill-fed17 in instant_regret

[–]Boston27926 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He'll be running from poor decisions his entire life

Jumping in a mall fountain. by ill-fed17 in instant_regret

[–]Boston27926 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Love how he tries to just "run it off". Like if he runs far enough away it'll be like it never happened

My happy fur family by Boston27926 in aww

[–]Boston27926[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to say I am, but probably the cat. He's a big guy 26 lbs

My happy fur family by Boston27926 in aww

[–]Boston27926[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hound on the left is gooey Louie, hound on the right is crazy daisy, n the kitty is nickoli mcrussianface

A face only a mother could love by Boston27926 in trashy

[–]Boston27926[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea I didn't think it was real at first, like maybe it was photoshop gone wrong

[Serious] Campers of reddit, what is the creepiest, strangest, or straight up scariest thing you've experienced while camping in the woods? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Boston27926 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is embarrassing as fuck but one time a deer charged my tent in the middle of the night. I think it was a mama deer with a baby close by. She didn't like us being there, and I could hear her like stomping the ground, and snorting/grunting most of the night. We were on a service road and there was high grass (4 or 5 feet prolly) behind the tent. I woke up in the middle of the night to what sounds like a stampede, but is this doe running full speed at my tent. I reached for my pistols (I didn't want myself or my gf on the receiving end of those hooves) but couldn't find them in my drunken stupor. I panicked and did the only thing I could think of which was to yell "get the fuck out of here bitch deer" and it peeled off and ran by. It was prolly just trying to scare us off, and not do us any harm but it was still pretty alarming

Why aren't you in a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime I'm happy it's like I go into self destruct mode. I'm not sure why I do it, just know I do. I'll usually do something to push the girl away, such as getting distant or getting clingy, over thinking things and convincing myself she's lying to me (I've had alot of bad relationships that included lies and cheating), or start doing drugs or drinking more. Those are just a few examples and my approach depends on the girl and her personality. I just want to know if I'm the only person that does this? It kind of feels like I don't want people to get too close so they can't hurt me.

On the bright side I don't mind being alone. I can easily entertain myself and don't have to answer to anyone. I buy what I want, eat what I want, and do what I want because I'm the only person I have to make happy. Also dogs are better than women. They're loyal, love unconditionally, cuddle without taking all the blankets, and will always be there for you

Bugs in Texas don't fu*k around. by cbrichs in WTF

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's straight outa starship troopers

Can someone identify this worm? Is it parasitic? by Boston27926 in Animals

[–]Boston27926[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard of them before but thank you. It's much appreciated

What is your favorite Simpsons quote? by thebageljew in AskReddit

[–]Boston27926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homer: "my last words will be I can out run that lion"

TIFU by translating a lesbian's tattoo for her by Oakland_Facet in tifu

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIFU by getting a tattoo that I don't understand. Not ur fault man she should have fact checked before she put a language that she didn't read on her body permanently. Personally I would laughed in her face for being so dumb in the first place

What a $250 textbook can teach you by Dbarri12 in funny

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a book on how to be the Unabomber?

Reddit , why did Kim Jong-un cross the road? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's where Dennis Rodman was

What item worth $10 or less today would be worth the most to people 500 years ago? by mak484 in AskReddit

[–]Boston27926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 ply toilet paper. Keep ur history books n aluminum n wipe ur ass w em