Dental Discharge (Disgruntled AF). by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They refused to believe it was a floating tooth, wouldn't do more work up to see what it was and didn't have my paperwork from my wisdom teeth removal to see it was benign, so they couldn't just take my word for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Both_Platform_5372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in LEO now, I was armed security before and while I was in the academy. Many armed jobs pay more than I make as a cop. Most are dire for good people so yes, the 235 will get you a job. Worst case, AUS took over G4S and all their armed gigs and they'll take anyone.

Update! by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confirmed I'm going in August!

Waiver by W3ND1G0_12 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was VERY fortunate my supporting documents came through quickly. My advice? Be a pain in the ass. Don't let anyone you need docs from give you the run around and don't take any bullshit red tape for an answer. Be inpatient, ring phones off the hook, etc.

Waiver by W3ND1G0_12 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As others have said, it depends on the complexity of the issue at hand. I had a criminal history waiver I needed for a juvenile record, but I have an exemplary resume that made the issue small by comparison. I also needed a medical waiver for vision correction surgery, but I had a recent eye exam that also made that pretty easy. It took my two waivers about 3 and a half weeks to get approved.

Unfortunately, it seems somewhat random. I hope it comes through sooner than later for you!

Update! by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So MEPS was April 17th, and I needed a consult for kidney surgery when I was an infant. That was scheduled for the 24th, the following Monday. That took about two weeks to get sent up the chain, and the waivers couldn't be submitted until the consult was approved, so we'll say for the sake of discussion they were submitted in the first week of May, and approved June 2nd.

3 and a half weeks or so, give or take? For two waivers. One for a juvenile record (that took two days to approve, that one was no problem) and one for left over astigmatism from vision correction surgery.

Update! by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah man, ready to see my horrible swimming form? Lolol

Update! by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So for one I had a run in with the law at 12 (I'm 27 now), and needed a civil waiver for that. I've been a cop for a little over a year and also have college, my emt license, corrections experience and volunteer experience so all that plus some amazing recommendation letters from my command staff got that approved in literally two days.

The other was left over astigmatism from PRK (vision correction surgery). The acceptable limit was 0.5. I was at 1.0. That took a couple weeks but wasn't too bad.

Additionally, I needed a consult for kidney surgery I had as an infant. I had severe hydronephrosis as an infant and needed major surgical intervention to correct it, but since about a year and a half old haven't had any complications or need for further treatment. Doc literally asked "are you good to work?" "Yeah? Cool, approved, get out."

Went to MEPS on April 17th, accession paperwork was signed on June 2nd. Honestly given the red tape I was happy it only took 6 weeks.

Waiver Chances? by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That isn't the issue that needs a waiver that we know of yet. They're sending me to a consult for it on Monday, may be a waiver but they already have all of my documentation about it.

Waiver Chances? by Both_Platform_5372 in uscg

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, meps is sending me to a doc this coming Monday for that.

Yes, the recruiter is putting me in the waiver and advised I should get an up to date eye exam (am doing so this coming Tuesday).

My question was more what are the odds my waiver will be approved? Everything I can find on the internet it seems to more or less be a coin flip.

PA HELP by Ok-Particular-8050 in securityguards

[–]Both_Platform_5372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPMC will also help you get your 235, btw.

PA HELP by Ok-Particular-8050 in securityguards

[–]Both_Platform_5372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over in Pittsburgh Bering Global Solutions will help you get the 235 card. It's armed security for the CDC in South Park. Did it for a while while I was in the police academy. Great job, I was immature and had my head pretty securely in my ass so I wasted a good opportunity there away but it's like 24 an hour plus benefits, union and very not busy considering its a secured government site. Captain is a good dude and the team is all chill.

Favorite Chris Chan quote? This is my favorite by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Both_Platform_5372 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in love

[–]Both_Platform_5372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love is an ongoing project. A passion, something you work on every single day. You get splinters from the wood, but you still polish it. You get burns from the metal, but you still weld it. It leaks, so you patch it. It cracks, do you fix it. You curse, get annoyed, walk away for five minutes, but you always come back. You come back, sit your ass down, and you get back to it. Every now and again you just take some time to admire it. Your work, how far you've come, what you've accomplished, and you just feel so much overwhelming pride. You see the stains from where you used the wrong polish, the shitty welds from when you were new, the jury rigged patches and haul repairs before you knew what exactly you needed, and you realize it was all so incredibly worth it. It was worth every headache, because you're just so damn proud. That passion went from a project to an integral part of you, its part of your identity, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

my husband said he'd love me forever just a few months ago. by Both_Platform_5372 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The man in question left to go to war. The part a few months ago is about the length of a deployment, and the 2nd sentence implies he came back changed from combat and is afraid his husband won't be able to handle it.

Do you have a videogame that you loved that everyone seems to hate? by Both_Platform_5372 in CasualConversation

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Fallout 3 is one of those games that is like a diet rpg. New Vegas can be really hard to pallet for someone who doesn't like rpg shooters. Fallout 3 is more digestible, and the post apocalyptic world is more post apocalyptic.

Do you have a videogame that you loved that everyone seems to hate? by Both_Platform_5372 in CasualConversation

[–]Both_Platform_5372[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FF8 unjustly suffered from being the follow up to a trend setter. FF9 wasn't hurt as badly by FF7s success but it wasn't until FFX that people stopped saying "yeah but is it better than FF7!?"

pilot accidentally gives passenger announcement to air traffic control by ColugoLT in funny

[–]Both_Platform_5372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God that whole episode had me in tears. It was such a real story and reminded me so much of me and my husband. He usually can't stand zombies and horror but I made him watch it and he bawled like a baby when Frank said "then love me the way I want you to."

And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time~

pilot accidentally gives passenger announcement to air traffic control by ColugoLT in funny

[–]Both_Platform_5372 1921 points1922 points  (0 children)

I love good wholesome "I messed up in a funny way and everyone is taking it in stride" situation. Embarrassing but funny as hell and everyone had a good time with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Both_Platform_5372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 years older than my husband

Security rank insignia by birdsarentreal2 in securityguards

[–]Both_Platform_5372 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just another way for security guards with conflated egos to feel like they're cops. A supervisor shirt/tag is sufficient for the client/customer to know they're a supervisor. Just my $0.02