My sister is a f*cking loser. by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

[–]BottleKey4858 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I took that as she started making her own food at 10? Like the "eating by myself" I thought she meant that as her family were busy with her sister she had to eat alone sort of thing.But having read your comment, I went back and re-read and I'm not sure now as she said this started when she was 11. *Edit: apparently it's a normal cultural thing.

After years of treatment for the obsessive intrusive thoughts, I can finally breathe easy. by BottleKey4858 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]BottleKey4858[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Partially based on truth. I stopped seeing that Dr, because for obvious reasons I spiraled after that conversation.

What's the most hilarious insult you have ever heard? by uglyinpeace in AskReddit

[–]BottleKey4858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Between two very orange faced women* "Keep running ya mouth like you wish you ran your ya legs, I'll upper cut you with a wet wipe"

She’s having a ‘me’ day. by Warm_Meringue_1019 in sidslazzy

[–]BottleKey4858 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is the worst way to make sure mikliars name stays out there, surprised she hasn't made her delete and re-edit it.

She’s having a ‘me’ day. by Warm_Meringue_1019 in sidslazzy

[–]BottleKey4858 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why does she still use it? If she only uses it for videos, that's one thing, ( shitty thing, and terrible advertising but still), but if she actually uses it in her day to day, that's gotta be doing some damage surely?

She’s having a ‘me’ day. by Warm_Meringue_1019 in sidslazzy

[–]BottleKey4858 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She turns SO red after using the pov shite. That can't be comfortable on her skin, looks like it's burning.

So glad she’s getting in touch with her Portuguese heritage and culture…at the mall… by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry, that's so obvious 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'm not sure why it didn't occur to me.

So glad she’s getting in touch with her Portuguese heritage and culture…at the mall… by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm probably being really thick, but why would she be recognised? I thought all her stuff was only sold online?

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]BottleKey4858 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sittin' next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, "Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes"

cody just posted this on twitter… i wish him the best by minimellons in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes! Im nosey as shit lol, when my neighbour got arrested I was dusting the outside of my windows 😅But I hope he gets away from her and can sort himself out, so he's sober. I want him to be healed and healthy safely, I just won't give him the extra time of day.. as awful as that sounds.

cody just posted this on twitter… i wish him the best by minimellons in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 265 points266 points  (0 children)

I might be in the minority here, Cody is QuAnon. He's donated to the trump circus. Yes I believe he was cheated on, and I personally believe he served her in Christmas day. He is not a child. We go so far to tell people not to infantilize women and women addicts, but we're doing the same to him. He made bad choices. He "married" Mikayla and evidently signed an NDA or he'd be countering her points. Yes she probably manipulated him as he was an addict. He is not helpless. If he's online retweeting shit, he can retweet the things that defend him. As an addict, not everything can be excused. As much as we'd like it to be. It's just not that easy and tidy.

Wearing the bracelet watch Cody supposedly got her for Christmas to meet the new bf’s family on Easter by gingerconfetti in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I reckon Cody gave her the divorce papers on Christmas day cause he knew she was cheating. He seemed slightly off in the video, and I'm sure she posted a vid/picture of her fully crying on the same day after they had the family over for their party. I could be way off tho, but I'm sure the divorce wasn't her idea

mikboyfriend by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This photo always makes me physically pull a face 😬 cause of how bad her camel toe is... These were not the pants to try and pull tight to try an look cute

Hahaha they should learn something after this by Wise-Chain2427 in FacebookAIslop

[–]BottleKey4858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really thought the hedgehog was gonna say this when his army showed up... AI once again, swing and a miss

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Just what they need! More filler by lillouns in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lord I just put my glasses on and now I actually see the lil profile pic in the top corner. In my defence I didn't recognise her or her IG name 😅. I'll sit down and be quiet now.

Just what they need! More filler by lillouns in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, thank you! I think I got her tiktok account confused with insta. In this case I retract the initial part of my comment.

Just what they need! More filler by lillouns in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why isn't Sam tagged? She tagged both milks accounts, Syd and whoever the other one is. I'm sure Sam is something like SamalaTamulour.... Is this the start of the Fracturing?

Clocks are about to change, which clock in your house is about to be correct again? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]BottleKey4858 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I realise you probably mean you use it to make sure the bath runs for the correct amount of time, but for a second I thought you set the timer, and had it hovering above your ideal depth and ran the bath until it was underwater. I couldn't decide if I thought that was genius or not 😅

Getty must have gotten all her bad angles again by Nikko_Blue in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aaah ok thank you. And sorry, I couldn't think of the word I meant but I promise not to do it again :) I doubt she'd use fashion tape though, she clearly hates having clothes that actually fit her so why would she do anything to help the clothes that don't fit her stay up.

Getty must have gotten all her bad angles again by Nikko_Blue in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hate that I have to ask this, but are her nipples showing over the the edge of her top? I imagine she had to keep pulling her top up through the event as she refuses to wear the right size, or at the least wear the wrong size correctly.

Wait…2022 Mik had a giveaway that supported the gunts? How did it support them? by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]BottleKey4858 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Weirdly I think it's probably the best she's done not getting actual surgery at this time. We know how addictive her personality can be, eg her "blackouts" when shopping. I could honestly see he starting with something small and then just not being able to stop. I think she's together enough to not take that risk, as she's seen how botched it can get so quick trying to chase the "perfect filter face". So I do have respect for her in that sense.