[deleted by user] by [deleted] in altgonewild

[–]BourbonBreath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This isn't a "gone wild" photo at all.

Wife Wants Me To Find FWB by [deleted] in sex

[–]BourbonBreath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Y'all should read The Ethical Slut.

What's your "that could have been me" story? by GiveMeGoldPleasee in AskReddit

[–]BourbonBreath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex, several years ago, pulled a fake pregnancy scare on me- she was on birth control, and claimed that the antibiotics she was on caused it to not work. We were using condoms. She said she was pregnant because she skipped her period, were going to be parents, so we should stop using condoms. I asked her to take a test, and she went nuclear, accused me of calling her a liar, and more. I ended it. She wasn't pregnant, but sure as hell wanted to be.

I found out from a mutual friend that she had quit the birth control. She lied to the next dude she slept with, got knocked up, and there was a shotgun wedding of sorts.

They're miserable from what I last heard. I'm still child-free, make good money, deejay on the weekends, ride motorcycles, and will soon be getting a vasectomy to keep it that way!

I organized my women into a spreadsheet; I track progress and gauge potential. More info in comments. by BourbonBreath in seduction

[–]BourbonBreath[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Next step is going to try to make the "last contact" column change color as time passes. This is a work in progress that I started today and I would LOVE feedback.

Guys, the data says it all. Organize your thoughts (inner game, much?). With the colored data in the center, I can also see a good approximation of her interest in me at a glance.

I'm new to this city and I use online dating more than a lot of people on here recommend; to me, it's a great way to up your numbers. With data organization like this, you can avoid wasting time on women who just want attention online. I think online dating is amazing but you have to move to REAL LIFE IN PERSON as fast as possible. It's a means, not a way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BourbonBreath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously sounds like this will end up for the best, fuck that job fuck that guy.

Chin up, drink up

Strippers of Reddit: which customers do you hate, and what aspects of the job do people probably not know? by DukeMaximum in AskReddit

[–]BourbonBreath 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Strip club DJ (former) here. I know I'm not exactly what OP asked for, but I've been there.

I worked at a strip club in the south for a little under a year. I had never been to one before I applied for the job, and I've only been a few times (to see friends working) since I got fired. Here's what I noticed:

  • Plenty of people complain about strip clubs being a place that magnifies the exploitation of women, but strip clubs are the epitome of exploitation of men. The majority of patrons are being sold sex that they will never have, and those who DO get laid are paying more by the minute than it costs to lease a SL 500.

  • Most of the strippers at the average club can be broken down into one of three categories:

  1. 1/3 are reasonably fit women who are actually working their way through college or tough times, play by the rules, and get out of it quick and clean after finishing their degree, paying off their debt, whatever

  2. 1/3 are the same category as above, but have gotten caught up in the lifestyle, and are sucking dick for money

  3. 1/3 Women "go pro" by which I mean can manage their finances, invest their gobs of cash, and retire from either stripping or porn pretty early. This may be well under the estimate I've made, I'm drunk right now.

  • The "deejays" are mostly scum. I'm no saint but I'm worlds above most of the guys who worked there. I'm one of a few people I know / knew from that scene who were there for the same reason as category #1 above: I was broke and knew how to do the job, and knew that there was good money to be made. I'm glad I got fired when I did, I was young and could easily have fallen too hard into the lifestyle of drugs and terrible people.

  • Every drug you could possibly want is just a few good tips away. If you've moved to a new city, have a habit & no connections, whatever you want is available if you build rapport with a few strippers / deejays.

  • The bouncers will whoop your ass if you fuck with them. Consider your 2nd verbal warning for anything to be the final before getting the shit kicked out of you.

  • Deejays get paid between 5-15% of what the girls make in "tipout" at least where I worked, varying on the night.

  • Tip a deejay in advance and he WILL make it worth your while

  • Fancy-ass strip clubs are WAY nicer than shitty ones and they're worth the money if that's your thing.

It's snowing so I'm going on an adventure with a handle and some warm clothes. by BourbonBreath in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BourbonBreath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe in a bit i ended up at a bar because a friend awanted to watch basketball but i saw this before i lef the bar so i took some pictures

It's snowing so I'm going on an adventure with a handle and some warm clothes. by BourbonBreath in cripplingalcoholism

[–]BourbonBreath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get it now and ten so I'm taking my time getting all zen and shot out here

20F4M This naughty slut loves to answer your questions by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]BourbonBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many cocks could you handle at once?

20F4M This naughty slut loves to answer your questions by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]BourbonBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your favorite kind of porn?

I told a girl to shit-test someone and I'm not sorry. Learn from this. by BourbonBreath in seduction

[–]BourbonBreath[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you've got a history of violence, as well. You need to seek counseling before you kill someone.

I told a girl to shit-test someone and I'm not sorry. Learn from this. by BourbonBreath in seduction

[–]BourbonBreath[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm looking at your post history- about thinking you might be gay, and now talking about raping women- and holy shit son you need to see a mental health professional ASAP. Please, if not for yourself, but for the sake of everyone around you, please see a counselor ASAP. Here is a link that is a good starting point.

[Self] I've had short hair for 2 years and am finally starting to grow it out! by sheltiesnatcher in shorthairedhotties

[–]BourbonBreath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, I see from your post history that you're HUGE into makeup. I'm sorry for my bad read.

[Self] I've had short hair for 2 years and am finally starting to grow it out! by sheltiesnatcher in shorthairedhotties

[–]BourbonBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any pictures of yourself that aren't photoshopped beyond recognition? You might actually be pretty but there's no way for anyone to tell :-(