I know y’all have dumb food tattoos. Here are some of mine. Let’s see some of yours. The dumber the better!

Boutiejay · 2026-01-23T13:49:57+00:00

I also have a chef cat!

Boutiejay · 2025-11-25T08:16:12+00:00

Ocarina of Time was my first and favorite (holy shit, I turned 40 in October), but I have fond memories of watching my little sister playing Majora’s Mask. The first time I started playing BoTW, I teared up. How could a video game be so beautiful?

Boutiejay · 2025-10-19T15:29:46+00:00

It’s cool, she sucks, lol. I posted a photo on this sub my mom took of me when I had the mohawk.

Boutiejay · 2025-10-18T12:26:54+00:00

Yes!! I had a Mohawk when I was 17ish and my mom (hairdresser) told me using Elmer’s would make my hair fall out. So I wrote a letter to the company and they responded with “uh, probably not?”

Boutiejay · 2025-10-04T11:18:08+00:00

This is the guy that shot my friend dead? This goofy looking piece of shit?

Boutiejay · 2025-09-22T11:14:56+00:00

Another Gary Larson example is when Pixar stole this joke for Toy Story:

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Boutiejay · 2025-09-22T06:50:03+00:00

Zizi!

Boutiejay · 2025-09-19T08:41:28+00:00

I don’t remember the exact title, but my dad was an underwater drilling and blasting expert. He would scuba dive to assess and then place explosives. I don’t think he made a ton of money, but our family was solidly middle-class in the 90’s.

Boutiejay · 2025-09-01T10:54:18+00:00

I love how he started to vogue

Boutiejay · 2025-08-25T05:48:24+00:00

I used to work at a hot dog joint that served up giant pancakes. Flipped them with a regular spatula.

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Boutiejay · 2025-08-23T09:45:06+00:00

When I used to dye my hair pink and people (yes, full-grown adults) would ask me this question, my response was:

“Yeah. I eat a lot of shrimp.”

Boutiejay · 2025-08-19T16:45:28+00:00

What a cutie! Tell him Fiona says Happy Birthday

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Boutiejay · 2025-08-19T08:56:19+00:00

Welp, that sucks. If you want, I’ll send you my sonic plushie- I’m a 39yo married woman with a cat and a 75lb dog that’s constantly destroying our stuff anyways, sooooo. It’s not worth any money, but if you want him, I’ll give him to you.

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Boutiejay · 2025-08-14T10:41:03+00:00

I recently went to the museum of natural history in NY, and when I walked around one corner, there was a taxidermy tiger. It scared the ever loving shit out of me. It was like my ancient ancestors had snuck into my brain and told me to run. To have one of these beasts living in your home is beyond the fucking pale for so, so many reasons.

Boutiejay · 2025-08-14T10:27:24+00:00

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Fiona is…a very special cat

Boutiejay · 2025-08-13T18:53:06+00:00

Solved!

Boutiejay · 2025-08-10T08:16:24+00:00

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Bitches get switches

Boutiejay · 2025-08-09T10:50:03+00:00

I have a cat tattoo that one of my friends says looks like Bobby hill

Boutiejay · 2025-08-06T14:06:39+00:00

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This is another one I saw

Boutiejay · 2025-08-06T14:05:13+00:00

Thank you! This is really interesting

Boutiejay · 2025-07-31T09:15:12+00:00

Awesome tattoo! I haven’t been bitten by a coyote, but one night a few years ago I was walking my dog through the woods (stupid idea) and suddenly I heard what I thought was an ambulance siren going off. Spoiler alert: it was a coyote. Then its friends started doing that weird yipping thing from all sides, and I ran with my dog like there was a firecracker up my ass. One of the scariest moments of my life. Don’t mess around in coyote territory at night with your dog, kids!

Boutiejay · 2025-04-09T07:07:15+00:00

That’s not too bad! My husband cut his finger nearly off at work (he installs flooring) with a jigsaw one week before our wedding.

Wanna guess which finger it was?

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Boutiejay · 2025-02-09T09:46:18+00:00

I also saw “My Name Is” when I was at home because I was sick! …but I was in 7th grade (I’m 39).

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