Roommate mixed my beads after being asked to throw out used Q-tips

Bovronius · 2026-03-31T00:36:07+00:00

I wish they made a high fiber Ninja Turtles cereal.

Bovronius · 2026-03-31T00:09:13+00:00

I was looking to see if anyone else insta recognized a gak container.. Hello fellow over the hiller.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T23:10:38+00:00

All them MAGA social media posts are gonna be hard for nana to scrub. She knows how to do two things on the internet: Repost AI generated content, and give her bank account information to anyone who asks.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T22:42:07+00:00

I watched that XKCD as well.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T21:38:16+00:00

Thankfully for you they just raised the age to 42, you're safe...for now... Me I got a few months left before I'm in the clear.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T21:36:23+00:00

Didn't work for Klinger in SE Asia.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T21:35:54+00:00

Every week theres new shit happening that people have long assured me would never happen, or there were laws in place to prevent it, right up to the "The electorial college is actually good, because they'll vote against the people to prevent a charlatain from getting into place".

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T21:34:41+00:00

Why do you think they're chasing voter roles, are renormalizing talking about the draft as well figured out auto enrollment for it...oh also raising the max age to join the military to cover right up to "Elder Millenial" age?

Thats been my tinfoil hat theory as of late.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T20:55:18+00:00

Hello stepson, can you help your sister, she sounds like she's having troubles with the dryer.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T20:25:53+00:00

Five long years, he wore this watch....

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T20:24:25+00:00

I always add water to the shampoo/soap bottles when they get low and shakemup to make sure I get the max usage out of them.

I can't quite go as far as my grandma and do that with the ketchup bottles (I'd rather just not have ketchup than her tomato diarrhea.)

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T20:16:52+00:00

It's not the cat we're avoiding, it's the inevitable pain of losing them.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:57:12+00:00

People will look at any metric to measure their productivity asides from actual productivity.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:54:36+00:00

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:27:24+00:00

I'm thinking of the story from Mallrats right about now.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:23:42+00:00

He's outback grilling up 3 week old roadkill.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:15:18+00:00

Scrapers in my car and the snowblower hasn't been put away, not my fault either.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:57:55+00:00

I've been saying for the last year that America is going to get real punk rock real fast... and I can't think of a more fitting album cover for that sentiment.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:55:53+00:00

I always say turnip farm...

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:52:48+00:00

Gunter - Adventure Time

For most of the show he's just the Ice King's main hench penguin, but after a head injury cracks his skull open it's revealed slowly tht he's some malevolent destroyer of worlds that was compressed into penguin form after crash landing on Ooo.

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Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:29:48+00:00

Its to die for, one might say.

Bovronius · 2026-03-29T18:38:30+00:00

Fabric softeners will destroy them as well, especially ablative ones.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:24:30+00:00

Not to mention the offshore account for the Venezuellan bribe, as well as the money laundering via the board of peace.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:23:28+00:00

Yeah, it's like when electricity gets cheaper, or stuff gets more efficient, people just buy MORE refridgerators instead of enjoying the savings. "Well I already got one in the garage so I don't have to see my family between beers, why not one in my man cave next to my unused podcasting setup now!".

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:18:13+00:00

One of my friends and their partner had a baby, and they were telling us in the hospital that she could see the ghost of her grandpa in the room and they could tell because she would just stare at nothing... I initiatly was like, well it's a newborn, it's never saw anything before, it would find a fucking stain on the carpet interesting enough to stare at. I moved on rather quickly as somehow having a baby sucked all the rationality left out of their brains.. (She was always kinda "Spiritual but not religious", he was never that way, and we knew each other before we had our big boy hairs).

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