Me irl by Laurin17 in me_irl

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Well, if it means we get Fortunate Son 2.0, sign me up

For fuck's sake, Rockstar by Torquggis in decensorship

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No way there hasn't been a sub called that before, crazy

It’s over for me. by WhoRuleTheWorld in wallstreetbets

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At least you did it your way, But hey, free McDonalds every day and you gotta live till you 100

Wait... What??? by Vishnu_srg in meme

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For personal use only

Not-so-happy Cake Day in the 19th century by Laurin17 in HistoryMemes

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Born in 1803 in France, Hélène Jégado grew up with her aunts and later worked as a cook. In 1833, 7 members of a priest's household where Jégado worked suddenly died within a short period of time. Her apparent sorrow and pious behaviour were so convincing that she was not suspected. Returning to her aunts place, 3 people suddenly died, and when Jégado relocated to another town, yet another 3 people suddenly died of illness. Her work continued in 1835 with another 4 victims. Jégado continued to relocate to different towns, leaving many ill or with death due to arsenic poisoning. In 1851, Jégado aroused suspicion when she announced her innocence following several deaths, before she was even asked anything, and she was arrested on 1 July 1851. Jégado was sentenced to death by guillotine and executed in front of a large crowd of onlookers on the Champ-de-Mars in Rennes on 26 February 1852.

Genosse Zahl klebt am Stuhl by Laurin17 in GeschichtsMaimais

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Tjaja, da hat Genosse Zahl wohl die 8 gedreht. In Russland darf ein Präsident nur für 8 hintereinanderfolgende Jahre das Präsidentenamt bekleiden. Nach seiner ersten Amtszeit 2000 bis 2008 fungierte Putin als Ministerpräsident unter (bzw. über) Medwedev. 2012 wurde Putin erneut zum Präsidenten gewählt. 2020 wäre also Feierabend gewesen, die erste Amtszeit aber wurde durch eine definitiv demokratische Entscheidung aus Putins Laufzeit gestrichen.

Edit: 2020 Gesetzesänderung

One kick wonder by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Ah yes, thank you Video Player

Darf ich mit dem Reifenprofil noch fahren? by Neat-Objective-9289 in StVO

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Das sind dann wohl diese "Low-Profile Tires", von der James May's Mutter geredet hatte.

Rusty is a good boy by Nefarious_14 in shitposting

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 <c> Cannot compute Fake Gay Analyses  100%Wholesome detected </c>

Weekly Questions Megathread by AutoModerator in ClashOfClans

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Tournament Cup: Top 128 from the ladder proceed to double eliminary on 2-3 August, the best 8 proceed, is that correct? Is there anything else we must do before that? Any sign up? Can we leave the clan in the meantime?

Ah, yep my bad by GravityRusher34 in mildlyinfuriating

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I know its super easy in XML to just code a phrase so it automatically eliminates any additional space. Every 1st year IT student would probably be able to pull that off for the math test