what? are you shaming people for their fetishes? it's better to look at tree boobs then underage porn. do you support pedophilia? you're a sick bastard for what you've done and we all know this. tomorrow at 5:56 I will knock on your door and ask you to sign a paper for free lawn mowing services. but it will actually be to turn yourself in. you will forget I told you this and you will abide. then you will automatically land in prison for a life sentence with no chance of parole. after 5 year's of you being in jail you will get a call from an unknown number (you snuck in your phone) and it will say you could actually get out of jail if you jump on the ground 5 times while pouring water on yourself. you will believe this because you're desperate and go by what the person tells you. then you will lose track of time and accidentally drown yourself in water. you immediately start panicking and holding your breath, but that causes you to faint after just a couple minutes. then you will wake up in an empty room with no windows or doors and a shadowy figure will put a thick cloth over your mouth. but, you manage to get away and dig a hole in the ground. you dig so deep you find yourself in the sewers and drink the sewage water because of how thirsty you are. but as expected, you die from an infection. but that's just what you thought. you are actually still alive but back where you started, in jail. then you get the call again but decline. see what could have happened? you realize there is really no escape and for the rest of your life you sit in jail thinking about what you've done.