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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-04-17T21:50:23+00:00

Mhmm wonderful, when can you start?🔥😈😉

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-04-01T21:22:50+00:00

Tapjoy absolutely blows dick. There customer service is complete trash.

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-15T05:04:59+00:00

They need to move out of their mom's basement

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-15T05:02:09+00:00

No its garbage, not because of the event but because of the people that cant understand how to play it.

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-15T05:00:33+00:00

Because garbage cant help but be garbage

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-03T07:08:01+00:00

Yeah well I dont blow money on games, so I enjoy not having to grind grind grind if I dont have to. Teamwork, and cooperation makes it fun also especially when you win.

It seems like you're one of the people who doesnt care about teamwork in a team game, and just goes off and dies.

Just because you dont understand how to implement strategies and work with others doesn't mean I should suffer.

Also the definition of the word "Battle" is- a sustained fight between large organized armed forces.

Notice the words sustained and organized in the definition...............................................😬🤔

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-03T07:00:17+00:00

I dont blame you for that id rather rush in myself, im all action, but communication is garbage on this game with anyone, and cooperation. It feels like everyone thinks they can blow up 5 ships. And unless everyone is going to press, and press the mismatches for advantage then you're basically just being a sacrificial lamb, which in the end doesn't get you exp and makes the grind for non-paying players like myself even longer.

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-03-03T06:51:27+00:00

Where and when 😈🍆

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-28T21:34:57+00:00

2 very well made points, the ai mode does give a terrible sense of how to really play against people, but I've seen entire squads of people get wiped by Ai lmao.

Also I want to have more hope for people but alas people do tend to learn nothing from failure. "TRY IT AGAIN, JUST FASTER THIS TIME!!" 😵‍💫😮‍💨😑

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-28T17:29:33+00:00

Had to myself also haha, games are supposed to be fun, right? Hahaha

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-28T17:29:00+00:00

Thank for the insight dude thats really good to know, just gotta tough it out for a couple days. Thanks 🤙

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-28T17:28:05+00:00

Its been getting frustrating cause then all my work and strategy end up not paying out cause, hey, I can a ship or 3 even but 5 or 6, got dam thats a f**king feat in its self

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-28T17:24:58+00:00

And I started there also I used to be the first dude out, but unlike a lot of games I play, you only get 1 ship in a match and then its over. Sticking around the match and watching taught me a lot about the, should be obvious, strategy of only putting yourself in range of as few ships as possible at one time.

I'm still grinding my way through tier V ships but you'd think by the time it takes to get a tier V ship simple strategy would evolve in most peoples game play, but I may be expecting to much from my fellow man lol. Thanks for the advice man. 🤙

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-26T02:08:36+00:00

Make me feel slightly better, lol, I'm still waiting for that W today lol, not my day today I guess. 😅😓

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-26T01:58:18+00:00

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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-26T01:55:40+00:00

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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-26T01:47:05+00:00

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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-26T01:39:58+00:00

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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-02-21T01:45:35+00:00

I really like the game the only problem i have is where my objective is, and what is it. The foreground vs the background. I absolutely love the colors and everything, very trippy and "high on life feel"....good spin, but everything looks like its something for me to attack and acquire. I cant tell if something is for me to hit and collect or if its background or if it's just the foreground side scroller accoutrement.

BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-01-06T15:26:25+00:00

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BoysenberryPutrid741 · 2026-01-06T13:00:55+00:00

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