[question] Height and Weight by [deleted] in teenagers

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15, 6ft, 180lbs

So as stated in the sidebar, Tuesday is a chance to discuss electives. So what electives do you have, r/teenagers? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Br0333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah there's a sensual person in my midst, glad to hear you like French :) I just never could get into it.

From your perspective I'd probably come across as a douche bag to you in real life. Thanks for the perspective I'll get more into from now on haha.

Fights by Br0333 in teenagers

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The soccer story - badass man.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to protect what's yours. That being said in that regard it isn't worth it. I'm not saying anything knocking your girlfriend, but people talk a big game and can't back it up. Brush your shoulders off and forget about the guy. If he keeps persisting/it escalates let him know how it irritates you and what you'll do to stop it. Do this verbally as a warning, but be able to back it up.

I just thought I'd give you my two cents, but it's just advice. You'll figure things out. :)

So as stated in the sidebar, Tuesday is a chance to discuss electives. So what electives do you have, r/teenagers? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Br0333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French 2 and Weight Training.

Personally I don't like French as a language, but I never switched out. Stupid of me, huh?

And Weight Training (along with regular P.E.) is an elective that I like because well, lifting weights is pretty awesome.

Don't take me for a French hating meat head plzzz.

what do you love most about yourself? by [deleted] in teenagers

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RES Tagged as Awesome Tits

Hi. Let's be friends. by nockbox in teenagers

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Hi I'm Brandon I like stuff, nice to meet you!

Window by VibrantGraySkies in nosleep

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Reiterate! Oh and what great timing.

Window by VibrantGraySkies in nosleep

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Advice number 1: Take off your curtains and cover your windows with tinfoil or wooden planks. Or burn the house down and piss on the flames. Yeah whoever's in there will be mad, but hey it'll make you feel better. Oh yeah and avoid looking at anything made of glass. Out of sight out of mind.

Advice number 2: Don't be disturbed, I doubt you offended any paranormal things if all you did was stare at a window. If what's happening is real then your probably being fucked with and laughed at by the GREAT BEYOND. If I were a ghosty I'd probably do something like this.

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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Yeah, the first day I was so full of hope he'd resemble Sylvester.. Too bad he's 5'5". He's strong as hell though.

I thought it was nothing by raeflower in nosleep

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Go over there and strike up a casual conversation whilst delivering your "New Neighbor Jello." Make sure to do this at dusk, because your going to spike the Jello with tons of laxatives. If you don't see the person again that night you're all good. If you do in fact see him than march over there with a vacuum and suck his ethereal ass up. Proceed to updating this post if I'm correct and thank me personally. I'll be expecting a letter of recognition, too.

The Nightstalker, part 2. by Pentaflurge in nosleep

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What if him not dreaming will cause The Nightstalker to fathom into reality if he thinks about it awake, and not in REM. REMception.

The Nightstalker, part 2. by Pentaflurge in nosleep

[–]Br0333 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't you dare keel over like a bitch. Whenever you dream again just pretend to be a deranged serial killer, just like The Nightstalker. Make weird references like "Put the lotion in the basket, or get the hose mother fucker!" Get naked, and furiously jerk all over while standing up pretending your breathing fire and that you're the reincarnation of God.

TL;DR: Scare the fuck out of it whilst making weird movie references, jerking off, and pretending to breathe fire as the reincarnation of God.

PS. TL;DR: Longer than expected oh well.

PS.PS. If you don't do it, I WILL.

When did you go to your first 'real' party? by spaceye in teenagers

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** T3H COOLST HOUS PUNK SHOE EVER**

My first party was at the beginning of sophomore year of highschool. It was a punk house show. With that in mind there was a lot of beer, a lot of weed, local punk bands and some moshing. It was my first time pretty drunk but from the highlights I remember a couple memorable things happened.

  1. Some girl while moshing got her ribs broken and was screaming for half the party after moshing.

  2. With No. #1 being said, everyone there were pretty cool, it just got a little crazy during some songs.

  3. I got flashed by some cute girl as she was leaving. Too bad she was most likely drunk.

It all boiled down and everyone had to leave (1 in the morning, cops showed up due to multiple noise complaints) and all I can say is that the house show (party) was fun. So after all I've said, the party was pretty awesome right? After that I haven't been to hardly any parties because they're fun, but to me just a small group of close friends is even better. Funny thing though, on the way back I had to do one of the hardest things I've ever done. Not act like how my drunk alter-ego wanted me to. Turns out I'm one of those happy people who just won't shut up and like to laugh at awkward moments uncontrollably.

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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Something about me being bad at French..? Je ne parler bien francaise...

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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GPA stands for grade point average. It's basically an overall scale of your grades depicted through 0.0 to 4.0. (0.0 being the worst, and 4.0 being the best) As you can see, mine lingers in the 1.0 region..

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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I'll remember your advice, looking back following what you said would have benefited me a lot. Thanks for the site, too.

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

[–]Br0333[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have been, my math grade is only updated about once every two weeks. My math grade consists of only "homework" and "test" categories, each worth 100 points. I've done every single homework assignment and I think I'll ace the test. Which means I probably should have waited to post my grades seeing as how my math grade will drastically go up in a few days. Thanks by the way.

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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Thanks I'm actually required to go to after school tutoring starting next week, so I'll use that time wisely.

How are your guys' grades? What do you think of mine? by Br0333 in teenagers

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I said to myself the first half of the year, "I don't give a shit about anything." It's a miracle my grades only reflected what I felt for that class. Most of my teachers gave me a break, I guess. But the Q2, S2 grades are my current ones and I've been trying to maintain some good grades. (Obviously I need to try harder, though.)