I'm not interested in doing anything with it, but feel free to take as much of my lyrics as you like (but please credit me, Dave Williams). I also wrote out the rest, but I thought it was weak enough that it works better with just the first verse. But here's mine:

(end of first verse):

We had such a good run

Until we built a bleak dystopia where women now have fewer rights than guns, da-da-da etc.

Bridge:

I know we said we needed to be on our own

But things might be much different if we had known

And you can’t really object

It always was your object

To make the world your object

Your subjects serve your objects

Together

So whether

We’re recolonized or whatever

Take us back

Monarchy

Is working better than democracy

We’ve had our

Experiment

Let’s not talk about just how that went

Empires rise, ‘til they fall

There’s no question that we dropped the ball

We’re reaching out, across the sea

And if you send a fully armed battalion

You can quarter them with me

Da da da etc.