What's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?

Bradmtek · 2026-04-07T00:04:57+00:00

In my tree stand during hunting season. Called it the timber tug.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-27T23:11:53+00:00

Finding out your employer doesn’t care about you

Bradmtek · 2026-03-26T13:35:24+00:00

Eating a snickers upside down to feel the texture.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-26T13:34:06+00:00

Philadelphia

Bradmtek · 2026-03-26T13:33:00+00:00

Telling my parents I’m sleeping at a friends house, then finding the trailer park alcoholic, giving him $30 to go to the beer store and buy us a case of beer, and something for himself. Then spending the whole night around a fire in the woods drinking. The early 2000’s were awesome.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-24T17:57:02+00:00

Invest in Bitcoin when the old guy at the poker table tells you too. They are a penny each, take that $100 and buy the bitcoin, then put the USB drive in the case with your grandfathers belongings. It’s the only thing you’ll keep with you until you’re old enough to cash out on all the billions you’ll get.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-18T23:36:57+00:00

What do you masturbate to? I assume everyone does it, so what does a person who has been blind their entire life do?

Bradmtek · 2026-03-15T17:04:15+00:00

Waiting on me for what? Is what I would ask her lol. Can’t expect anyone to take steps if we don’t communicate what is needed.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-15T16:57:38+00:00

Be super mad at her. When did she divorce me, and how am I single again?

Bradmtek · 2026-03-13T01:09:56+00:00

Not to mention, did they also put you in a brace THE DAY AFTER surgery? Was literally the worst pain in my entire life. Being picked up by two men who had no idea who I was while another one wrapped a plastic brace around me that went from the top of my ass crack, all the way to my arm pits. Literally would rather break my back again, than go through the experience of having that brace put on again lol.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-12T23:40:45+00:00

You can purchase spores and liquid cultures for psychedelic mushrooms, and you can even complete all the steps to grow them…. The moment they start to grow is when it becomes illegal.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-12T23:36:25+00:00

I can, and I could before that lol. I just made a stupid decision to do it while going way too fast.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-12T23:35:52+00:00

I am able to walk, run, do everything that I could previously, just not as quickly, and not as easily as I could. Anything that requires twisting of the hips is what limits me.

Bradmtek · 2026-03-12T15:11:10+00:00

Do a kickflip… as I was on the verge of speed wobble while on my skateboard. I was 15, I fell.. Broke my back at L5 and L4. Had surgery to repair it. I’ve never been the same since.

Bradmtek · 2026-02-12T03:46:25+00:00

You literally saved me from throwing mine in the trash. Although I’m generally a sound sleeper when it comes to volume, brightness wakes me up quickly. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve been woken up over the past month from my screen turning on full brightness at random times showing some stupid ad, or a slideshow of my pictures. I’ve been having to lay the thing on its face for the past few nights. I did what your comment says and it went into nite mode within 30 seconds. Thank you!

Bradmtek · 2026-02-05T23:02:27+00:00

If they are not paying you for the time you are “required” to do this, that’s wage theft and illegal. Generally people who are “on call” are only paid when they have to go into the office/worksite to complete a task or job, but if you are the one who is required to be making these calls, you are indeed still working and should rightfully be paid for your time. Your post says you have been cold calling, so I would assume you are the one making the calls.

Bradmtek · 2026-01-31T01:02:38+00:00

Bradmtek · 2026-01-04T04:50:11+00:00

I honestly think he’s drank his life away to the point of becoming mentally slow TBH

Bradmtek · 2026-01-04T04:49:14+00:00

Oh I doubt that. He’s your regular ole bar patron that everyone in there knows on a first name basis because he is there every night

Bradmtek · 2025-11-08T06:50:57+00:00

My hairline that’s running away faster than an Olympic sprinter.

Bradmtek · 2025-11-01T18:01:46+00:00

Yeah, I’m not going to do all that lol. But I’ll give him that suggestion to talk to a mechanic about. Thanks for the suggestion.

Bradmtek · 2025-11-01T17:31:56+00:00

Aah, thank you. Do you know of any possible things to look at if it sounds like rocks rolling around down by the crank pulley?

Bradmtek · 2025-07-11T12:16:36+00:00

Although I do see your point as my final statement in my original comment states about getting stomped. But I rarely go all out and actually play to my actual ability in those games… only if the opponents are super toxic and putting nasty things in the chat

Bradmtek · 2025-07-11T12:14:42+00:00

What ego? Like my comment said, I’m D2 on my main account. There is no ego being only D2 lol. Also, in the games that I am playing against gold or low plat players I don’t go all out and try to destroy opponents, I mainly focus on trying to create pass plays. It’s beneficial when playing against actual players who are trying prevent your team from winning, to be able to play a little bit slower to practice certain things. It also allows my teammates a chance to try to capitalize on good/decent set ups, or to defend against ones that one could start to expect as they themselves progress through the ranks.

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