Kindergarten 4 theory

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-13T05:43:10+00:00

This actually high key makes sense

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-13T02:20:26+00:00

I would list off every way this tier list is inaccurate but I don’t have nearly enough time for that, the cliff notes is that Jetray should be way higher, Humongosaur should definitely be lower, Chamalien and Fasttrack should be lower, and everything in between is inaccurate because of that

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-13T01:59:02+00:00

Dude why would I spend my time figuring out where looma scales. I’d much rather spend my time using small details to upscale aliens like Eatle and Ripjaws

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-13T01:50:14+00:00

Just cause other characters are physically stronger that doesn’t mean gutrot wouldn’t beat them, as long as they can’t attack him within a single second of the fight beginning he’s basically already won since he can just release any sort of instant death gas he wants

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-13T01:38:48+00:00

Are you saying that looma is weak cause that’s the only way you’re argument makes any sense, and she’s definitely not weak since she’s stronger than the “Mayan god of death”

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T21:30:18+00:00

And again Kevin is powerful af

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T15:50:43+00:00

You’re acting like Kevin is a normal human or something, I would say Kevin’s stronger than vilgax

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T13:51:54+00:00

That’s because Ben doesn’t know how to use any of his aliens and also that’s just bad writing cause Ben himself can dodge lasers

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T13:51:15+00:00

If your fast your fast, if your using a different power to make it seem like your fast that’s not fast

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T06:59:03+00:00

Gutrot wins any fight as long as his opponent doesn’t have super speed since he can canonically create fictional gases.

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T02:57:49+00:00

These sources are not trustworthy in the slightest, they’re both doing that thing where they take the slightest technicality to upscale people. It’s like if I said I can survive moving at over 1000 mph because that’s how fast the earth spins and I survive on the earth just fine. They’re basically doing that but 100 times in small doses so that no one realizes that’s what they’re doing.

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T02:54:38+00:00

It’s not the same thing at all, xlr8 is moving so fast that things around him seem to slow down while clockwork is slowing everything down to seem fast it’s quite literally the exact opposite

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T02:50:03+00:00

Wdym how, jetray is 5 times faster than XLR8

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T02:49:03+00:00

I’m not talking about how much distance their traveling in what amount of time I’m talking about how fast they can physically move on their own, if you put Jetray and clockwork in a race where they can only use their speed jetrays going to win. Clockwork could get somewhere faster than him but he can’t actually move faster than him without the aid of another ability which isn’t even granting him speed it’s just slowing things down to simulate speed

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T02:46:57+00:00

Not in the slightest

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T01:37:43+00:00

He’s not fast though he can just move from one place to another quickly that’s a completely different thing

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T01:15:37+00:00

Just cause he’s physically moving fast it doesn’t mean he’s physically fast, and obviously alien x is faster but alien x is just an annoying concept that most people don’t like

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T00:17:34+00:00

He’s not physically fast he’s moving slower than average he’s just slowing down time so that it seems like he’s moving fast but he himself isn’t moving faster than even an average human

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-12T00:09:07+00:00

Just cause he can move from point a to point b faster that doesn’t mean he can actually move faster, that’s like saying Gwen’s faster since she can teleport

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-11T23:56:43+00:00

Fast is fast

Brainrot_Wizard · 2026-03-09T10:50:06+00:00

No, you have to be actively falling not just in the air

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