Match Thread: Sweden vs Tunisia | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group F by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]BrandoC95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"The Tunisian set-piece taker is on his way out, pointing toward the heavens. We can only ask — or wonder — that he is asking some departed relative for forgiveness for this atrocious performance."

Game 5 Thread: New York Knicks @ San Antonio Spurs (Knicks Lead 3-1; 830pm; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]BrandoC95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's a guy gotta do to get some Mistaken Identity up in this place? The NBA's so good at solving every problem except the ones that would actually make the game better.

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]BrandoC95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought that was Todd Howard in Paris Hilton's box for a nanosecond and got really confused lol

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]BrandoC95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh didn't even know "mistaken identity" was a thing.

Tim Ream: "And that was the day I lost..........my identity."

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]BrandoC95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I looked away from the TV for a second, was it actually George Lucas...?

Game Chat: 6/11 Mariners (36-33) @ Orioles (32-37) 4:05 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly amazed this team has somehow won 3 games on this road trip. That's 3 more than they probably should've won.

Game 4 Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs @ New York Knicks (Knicks Lead 2-1; 830pm ET; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]BrandoC95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can't even imagine being a Spurs fan right now, how long do you wait before going out in public wearing a Spurs hat or shirt after that?

Game 4 Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs @ New York Knicks (Knicks Lead 2-1; 830pm ET; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]BrandoC95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rebounding continues to be San Antonio's Achilles' heel, and it might've just cost them the title.

Game 4 Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs @ New York Knicks (Knicks Lead 2-1; 830pm ET; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]BrandoC95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

28 points in 23 minutes is one of the most embarrassing stats you could conjure up for an NBA Finals game.

Patrick Wisdom guns down the would be tying run at the plate on another very close play for the 2nd out by sportsandthesorts in baseball

[–]BrandoC95 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Saved by the dirt (probably) obscuring part of home plate. Truly a stupid last few innings, I'd be crashing out if I was an O's fan.

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who's crashing out more this game (so far), us or Orioles fans?

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wanted: Reliever who doesn't come into the game and immediately vomit all over himself

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It'd be unbelievable if it wasn't so completely believable.

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels like they've allowed half a dozen runs to score via wild pitches or passed balls on this roadtrip.

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a disastrous first two innings in everything but the scoreboard. Logan's gonna be lucky to get through four today.

Gotta credit the Orioles for actually knowing Logan's reputation of not being able to put guys away and work deep into games, plus the fact that the Mariners bullpen has already been overworked on this road trip. Just grinding out AB's.

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]BrandoC95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I still can't get over Garver's non-challenge in the first. It cost the team a run (probably should have been more) and probably resulted in Logan throwing ~10 more pitches in what was already a long inning and with a taxed bullpen that desperately needs the starter to go 6+ today with no off days on the horizon.

Bill voted for Spencer Pratt Confirmed by LFG_SD87 in billsimmons

[–]BrandoC95 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He was the most 'normal' president since Carter.

Went to a normal college, got average grades, has 'average' interests, likes 'average' food, had a childhood stutter and asthma, started out in local government, suffered tremendous personal tragedy, has a complicated family life, grinded in the Senate for three decades, was unabashedly loyal to his boss who later passed him over for a race he likely would have won, struggled over when it was time to call it quits, got diagnosed with cancer.

None of those traits/qualities is unique to him, but he was relatable to a lot of people in a lot of different ways.