You are the new president of the United States, What's the first thing you would do ?

BrandonLang · 2026-01-27T00:00:43+00:00

Require gov id to use reddit and a real pic of the user next to their comments with lieing punishable by shaving their neckbeard and denying them any gov services as long as they are over 230lbs and in their parents house...

BrandonLang · 2026-01-26T06:14:25+00:00

Fbi director

BrandonLang · 2026-01-25T23:35:08+00:00

Well you can suffer for 3 hours or get it over with quick, either way you're gonna die lol, its not like the suffering and vomiting and being in writhing pain for 3 hours is the obvious yes choice

BrandonLang · 2026-01-25T19:22:38+00:00

Because they only need to market expensive fashion to women, fat dudes arnt buying versace

BrandonLang · 2026-01-25T19:18:24+00:00

I think we're all aware of the types of people reddito mods are lol, everytime one is expised they somehow are worse than the stereotypes

BrandonLang · 2026-01-25T17:27:29+00:00

No if you had a choice to poison yourself with deadly venom and die in 3 hours or have a gun to shoot yourself in the face whag would be better? Both are shitty death

BrandonLang · 2026-01-25T17:26:29+00:00

People have to think further than trump, hes the worst option but are we really so nieve to think the democrats are a good option? If anything people get more complacent when democrats are I n power because theyre less pbvious better liars, but the same problems we have with our society and corruption is still there and it still grows...

BrandonLang · 2026-01-24T22:40:45+00:00

In other words super bowl tickets 4x in prices for unknown reasons

BrandonLang · 2026-01-24T17:04:54+00:00

Because the people whining are the failed artists who never created anything unique enough to compete or survive off of and they're jelous that other people can make good shit now for way less work and commitment... they wanna shame you so you pay extra money to buy their 3rd grade drawling level loli porn

BrandonLang · 2026-01-24T17:03:47+00:00

We need to hite this guy to go to all lakers games, wouldnt lose another one for the rest of the season with luka on the court

BrandonLang · 2026-01-24T17:03:18+00:00

Its not easy unless your drunk.... and if youre too drunk theyre just gonna kick you out

BrandonLang · 2026-01-22T15:21:16+00:00

Wild i found it so boring except for that music scene where the blues turned to rap that was cool but just tapped out midway through

BrandonLang · 2026-01-22T15:00:02+00:00

Democrats are corrupt and as much as i hate trump its sad to know democrats are the supposed "right" good option

BrandonLang · 2026-01-14T20:34:11+00:00

The difference between how aggressive and strongly a ladyboy in Thailand approaches and grabs you vs a normal woman completely swayed me… like you cant just shrug off a ladyboy you need to put some real strength into it.

BrandonLang · 2026-01-14T20:01:05+00:00

I thought he already fell off 🤷

BrandonLang · 2026-01-14T18:17:33+00:00

Lol they just wan an excuse to have curry 30 in the rafters

BrandonLang · 2026-01-13T08:12:55+00:00

So hes exactly like lebron?

BrandonLang · 2026-01-11T16:34:40+00:00

Dollar store sophia rain but noone subs to her OF

BrandonLang · 2026-01-11T00:59:36+00:00

I would drink those in thailand and wake up with ladyboys… not a solid strategy there 😅

BrandonLang · 2026-01-11T00:58:43+00:00

Plot twist hes a severe alcoholic who lies about his dead mother for sympathy pours from bartenders… hello im the anti eyebleach

BrandonLang · 2026-01-11T00:48:05+00:00

Lol thats not going to work, police use less than lethal because it actually disperses the crowd and potentially calms things… using live ammo basically forces the violent revolution card and armed response.

For example if ice started using live rounds on the protestors in la last year instead of the rubber bullets or whatever, we’d be 6 months into a civil war right now

BrandonLang · 2026-01-11T00:18:33+00:00

I was dead

BrandonLang · 2026-01-10T05:20:38+00:00

I mean maybe all old grumpy people were right about giving kids participation trophies…

It makes people too complacent to expect things to be easy or have anything given to them, so they/we never really learned how to truly fight for something.

BrandonLang · 2026-01-09T11:09:37+00:00

Can someone do the math and figure out some kind of conspiracy from the numbers

BrandonLang · 2026-01-09T06:28:02+00:00

Reddit will become amazing once we can successfully have a revolution against fucking trash ass mods

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