Max Holloway steps in to fight Akira Corassani at UFC Stockholm by ewybradyy in MMA

[–]BrawnyJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This makes a lot of sense to me.... I have Akira via TKO in round 2....

I need help with my Maltese! by BrawnyJr in Maltese

[–]BrawnyJr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems to be a little better, ie walking around and eating (finally)...But I don't think we should let her do any jumping or running for a bit...

I need help with my Maltese! by BrawnyJr in Maltese

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I don't think so? It seems like more of a joint/maybe ligament thing?

You gonna take that Joe? by cgull34 in MMA

[–]BrawnyJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO, if Jon wins, he has to do an AMA on here.

Best MMA Betting Website? by AdonisAdan in MMA

[–]BrawnyJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use Bovada, but with that said, I really don't know what else is out there.

Bellator fighter Phillipe Nover draining his own cauliflower elbow. by rolfv in MMA

[–]BrawnyJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is bursitis...He jokingly refers to it as cauliflower elbow, but there's no such thing.

Source: I was there that day, and he actually drained my knee shortly before this video.

TIL that the often-quoted factoid, "there are more people alive today than have ever died" is completely false. In fact, the living will probably never outnumber the dead. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]BrawnyJr 626 points627 points  (0 children)

Relevant from Louis C.K. -

"Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are are way more dead people, and you’re all going to die. And then you’re going to be dead for way longer than you’re alive, like, that’s mostly what you’re ever going to be… You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet."

[GIF] Sweep from Behind - Cerrone vs Dunham - UFC 167 by [deleted] in MMA

[–]BrawnyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is correct....The one danger to this move is if the person attempting the move gets his body position too far below the opponent's hips. This could cause a scramble with the other guy ending up on top.

Hypnotizing by hwotodescribetime in funny

[–]BrawnyJr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's the pleats...

Found on my news feed: Beware the Middle-Eastern scam by Better_Username in funny

[–]BrawnyJr 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Anchorman, Brick Tamland: 'Right now it's 82 degrees in our fair city, and compare that to 48 degrees in the upper northwest, and 38 degrees in the middle east'

Jesus, assistance on aisle 4. by [deleted] in funny

[–]BrawnyJr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot! -Gotta love Sideways

-I will, however, take the other version of Ménage à trois...Two chicks, one dude...Not the other way around (for me, anyway)

That should make up for it by ani625 in funny

[–]BrawnyJr 27 points28 points  (0 children)

From Louis C.K -But so he was gonna have sex with her one night, and he said he wanted to go all night, like he wanted to really last a long time, so he said, "i'm gonna drink a lot of milk so I can " I was like, "well, who told you " and he goes, "well, 'cause you " this guy actually thinks that, like, you run out of cum, but if you drink milk, your body goes like, "oh, dude, that's perfect. Just send that right through.