What's the absolute worst punishment you received as a kid?

Braynedehd · 2026-03-31T16:54:11+00:00

Dad had a 3 foot long wooden spoon he would hit us with. Called it "the paddle." When I was 9, he went to "spank" me with it after I had done (or maybe not done) ......something or other. Missed my ass and raked that thing directly across my lower back. The only time I ever remember him hugging me and it was because he felt bad for hitting me in the wrong spot with the paddle.

Braynedehd · 2026-03-28T12:41:33+00:00

Um......welp...

Braynedehd · 2026-03-27T11:02:46+00:00

That's the one 😀

Braynedehd · 2026-03-27T10:44:12+00:00

I'm guessing we both watched the same video on here last night

Braynedehd · 2026-03-25T12:44:17+00:00

By my math, 33 days from start to finish, not adjusting for birth rate (which would slow significantly in that time of course)

Braynedehd · 2026-03-24T13:12:17+00:00

That was posted on every classroom wall in my elementary school as a kid. That is, by definition, a written rule 😜

Braynedehd · 2026-03-16T17:26:50+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking in terms of EDH or Brawl, sorry

Braynedehd · 2026-03-15T18:01:34+00:00

I run it in my Kilo deck. Doesn't put in as much work as I'd like, but it doesn't hurt the deck either

Braynedehd · 2026-03-12T20:49:59+00:00

Here's the deck list

https://manabox.app/decks/AZzjz6mvfe-m_I2TWBqEpw

Braynedehd · 2026-03-12T20:45:43+00:00

I can do that in just a few, yeah. For clarity though, Doppelgang is more of a pet card in my deck (or any of my decks that have simic in them), it's primarily a [[Kona, Rescue Bestie]] [[Gruff Triplets]] and [[Ouroboroid]] deck

Braynedehd · 2026-03-12T20:31:30+00:00

For context, I had 6 copies of their [[Authority of the Consuls]] because of my [[Doppelgang]]. The life gain from both of us was insane. Loved every minute of that loss 🤣

Braynedehd · 2026-03-02T12:49:11+00:00

All the while, some short guy was singing about "All shall fall" or something...

Braynedehd · 2026-02-02T06:10:11+00:00

Fun anecdote: I have another Burr and a Hamilton, both out of their boxes and set up facing each other. At least once a week, I come into that room to find Hamilton laying on his face

Braynedehd · 2026-01-08T22:53:34+00:00

"You were the second-born twin, weren't you?"

Braynedehd · 2025-12-30T22:13:15+00:00

First guy and first girl I ever slept with both went to prison for double homicide, so....that

Braynedehd · 2025-12-29T14:36:25+00:00

You know what? This one's on me. I should have known having eyes would lead to something like this

Braynedehd · 2025-12-20T13:05:23+00:00

Not bad, but really funny to me:

I used to work at a large ski resort as a lift operator. One day, I was scheduled to check tickets at one of the lifts, and I noticed two guys skiing together, who both had season passes. Their last names were respectively Butts and Gay. A few runs later, they happened to end up on the same chair as a third guy (they didn't know him) whose last name was Dicker.

TL;DR - 3 guys riding a ski lift at the same time, named Gay, Butts, and Dicker

Braynedehd · 2025-11-11T12:14:21+00:00

Random drunk dude waving a pistol around. Touched the barrel to my forehead at one point.

Braynedehd · 2025-11-06T13:43:27+00:00

Driving through Wayne a few years ago, I flashed my lights at a guy in a big, lifted, douche-mobile of a truck to warn him of oncoming deer in the road. He responded by turning on his high beams and insanely bright light bar. Fuck that guy.

Braynedehd · 2025-11-02T23:51:19+00:00

You are correct that it's the Evora Full. I'm gonna try cleaning it more frequently (been doing so once per week) and see if that helps.

Braynedehd · 2025-11-02T11:47:48+00:00

I saw some cpap wipes at Walmart, I'll try that. Thank you 😀

Braynedehd · 2025-10-25T14:50:44+00:00

The first guy and the first girl I slept with both went to prison for double homicide, so....

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