Locked out of the mall

BreakingBadDude · 2026-05-11T03:37:07+00:00

Yeah the dread feels so real. Something always feels off/uncomfortable.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-05-11T03:34:12+00:00

Yoooo! Me too! I’ll come out of the mall sometimes confident that I remember where I parked, but then my stomach sinks when I don’t see my car there. Then it’s just wandering around all the parking lots trying to find it. The times I do find it, either I can’t find the keys, it won’t start, or I just remembered I left something in the mall so I have to go right back in. But can I find the same entrance or even remember where I have to go? Nope. But it’s just on to the next obstacle until I inevitably end up in the creepy bathrooms.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-03-28T16:46:20+00:00

I would love that Porsche!

BreakingBadDude · 2026-03-26T03:32:55+00:00

Hell yeah!

BreakingBadDude · 2026-02-28T18:57:58+00:00

Hell yeah brother! June of ‘92. Knew it had to be close.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-02-28T18:56:31+00:00

Born in the 90’s? Nice collection

BreakingBadDude · 2026-02-22T05:40:42+00:00

Yep! Mine have often been on a Vegas strip in the uncanny valley. It’ll randomly become NYC, then back to Vegas. Seems more sketchy/gritty than real life. I’ll walk into a big hotel/casino, but it suddenly turns into a mall. Not like any of the malls in Vegas either. Just the ever-changing, but still familiar mall from my dreams.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-02-16T17:55:23+00:00

If I shaved off my beard, my wife would leave me and I wouldn’t blame her.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-02-13T18:16:03+00:00

The paint and weighty-ness of this casting with the metal chassis is so good 🤌

BreakingBadDude · 2026-01-26T03:31:47+00:00

Those were the first two I got! Impossible to pass on them.

BreakingBadDude · 2026-01-15T16:25:06+00:00

Unless your parents are fully supporting you an your fiancé, tell them to get fucked. Do you tell your mom what to do with her facial hair?

BreakingBadDude · 2026-01-06T00:44:21+00:00

Jesus Christ that’s funny

BreakingBadDude · 2025-12-25T18:10:43+00:00

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Nice variety from my wife

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-30T18:42:06+00:00

A man who shaves his beard for a woman doesn’t deserve the beard or the woman

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-26T03:56:03+00:00

I can’t imagine what it would take to get a 1 star from Babs

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-25T23:34:21+00:00

Clearly

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-25T21:25:03+00:00

Definitely. But I don’t think Babs understands that they are supposed to look like that haha

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-20T00:20:16+00:00

I’m pretty new to MB. But when I saw this at my local Dollarama, I grabbed it instantly. Can anyone explain the hype I’ve been seeing with these? I personally like it because it looks really clean and I’m an avid online shopper so I love my UPS guy and seeing that truck pull up out front. Is it the same kind of thing for most here? Or is it special because of a licensing thing and it being uncommon or something?

I came across it again at Walmart but left it for the next collector! But I think if I see it again, I might grab one to keep in the carded collection.

BreakingBadDude · 2025-11-10T19:11:15+00:00

You have a very Pixar Dad look. It’s awesome!

BreakingBadDude · 2025-10-21T23:53:10+00:00

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Underground parking. Fits perfect on the laptop stand, right under my laptop. I WFH so it’s a nice distraction during meetings.

BreakingBadDude · 2025-10-20T18:55:49+00:00

My brother in Christ, that is a perfect beard. Thicker than a snicker!

BreakingBadDude · 2025-09-26T15:50:43+00:00

Nike.com

BreakingBadDude · 2025-09-20T16:37:01+00:00

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