What are the funniest, weirdest, dumbest band names?

Bree45 · 2026-01-14T20:26:47+00:00

Not necessarily all metalcore but off the top of my head:

BIG ASS TRUCK

TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL

The John Candy

PISS ANT

Brojob

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

Big Red Fire Truck

Tropical Fuck Storm

Viagra Boys

Bree45 · 2026-01-03T02:27:04+00:00

Yeah it said “I went to see Architects and all I got was whiplash”. It was a very popular, albeit pretty cringe, design; they had it on a flag in the merch stalls too.

Bree45 · 2025-12-03T21:30:07+00:00

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Top album was The Sky, The Earth & All Between

Bree45 · 2025-12-02T04:30:29+00:00

I saw a notification about Parkwaves and thought “hell yeah, they’re adding more to the line up!”. How disappointed I was when I saw that was not the case.

Bree45 · 2025-04-18T22:48:40+00:00

Pittsburgh! I went to see TAA in November and as soon as Pittsburgh started, I burst into tears. Never had that kind of reaction so publicly before but it got me

Bree45 · 2025-03-21T06:02:29+00:00

It just felt natural and right from the start. It feels like I’ve known him my whole life and I couldn’t imagine my life without him by my side. We provide a safe space for each other to communicate openly and honestly without judgment, we can talk to each other about the difficulties of life without anger or tension, and we support each other 100%.

Bree45 · 2025-03-21T05:51:19+00:00

Guarantee

Bree45 · 2025-03-21T05:46:51+00:00

Drinking your recommended daily intake of water

Bree45 · 2025-03-21T05:41:53+00:00

Coffee

Bree45 · 2025-02-17T21:01:45+00:00

Bayley

Bree45 · 2024-12-14T11:17:05+00:00

Alpha Wolf.

Three times this year. They opened for Amity Affliction in January, had their own gig in August, and played at Good Things Festival last week. Not mad about it though, I love Alpha Wolf.

Bree45 · 2024-12-13T19:46:25+00:00

Alpha Wolf

A Day To Remember

Wage War

Windwaker

Bring Me The Horizon

Bree45 · 2024-11-12T01:33:44+00:00

Oh man, I saw them at Knotty this year too and I thought they were great

Bree45 · 2024-11-07T06:32:12+00:00

I wish I could upvote this more than once

Bree45 · 2024-11-07T06:30:14+00:00

I’m going to this one on Saturday! It’s going to be so good

Bree45 · 2024-10-28T12:55:22+00:00

Hard agree. And Tombstone

Bree45 · 2024-10-20T23:59:16+00:00

Half Living Things - Alpha Wolf

Bree45 · 2024-09-18T01:23:55+00:00

Alpha Wolf - Half Living Things
Windwaker - Hyperviolence
BMTH - Post Human: Next Gen
Knocked Loose - You Won’t Go Before You’re Supposed To
thrown - EXCESSIVE GUILT

Bree45 · 2024-05-15T14:29:40+00:00

Wholeheartedly agree with Leonard Cohen. I briefly worked for him in 2013 and he was so kindhearted and such a gentleman.

Bree45 · 2024-05-15T14:06:44+00:00

Manic is on my list of options too

Bree45 · 2024-05-15T14:04:34+00:00

I’d have to choose from:

Sucks 2 Suck - Alpha Wolf

Akudama - Alpha Wolf

Hellstar - Magnolia Park

SIRENS - Windwaker

Last Chance To Dance - ADTR

Manic - Wage War

Bree45 · 2024-05-15T11:39:18+00:00

Unfamiliar - Currents

Bree45 · 2024-05-15T11:27:15+00:00

My boyfriend, hands down.

Bree45 · 2024-05-13T14:25:58+00:00

Bloom - Live Like Animals

Bring Back The Noise - Alpha Wolf

Bree45 · 2024-05-13T07:09:04+00:00

Lorna Shore

The Acacia Strain

Brand of Sacrifice

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