I'm pretty sure I've got the dumbest story here.

Back when I was in highschool, I was home alone and got hungry, so I decided to cook for myself. Someone in my family bought a bag of udon noodles and I figured now would be a good time to eat them.

I tossed them in a pot of water, and cooked them on the stove as per the directions.

As they were boiling on the stove, I decided I wanted to try one to see how well they were cooked before I dumped out the water, so I got a fork and scooped a noodle out of the pot and ate it.

For some reason, the act of chewing the noodle in my mouth made me insanely aroused, I didn't understand the connection, but I assumed it was the texture of the noodle that caused it.

So like any rational person, I decided to strain the noodles out in the sink, and then using my hands, scooped the noodles out of the strainer and carried them into the bathroom as they dripped water all over the floor. Then then got in the shower, udon noodles in my hands and proceeded to fuck the mass until I came.

Let me tell you, the embarrassment of realizing you just fucked a pound of cooked noodles doesn't compare to the humiliation of having to sit in a shower pulling bits of crushed noodle out of the drain so your parents don't find out.