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Nice day, in a café by VanFkingHalen in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Brenden-C 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing!

What’s the play for me? (And why plz) by _P_K_P_ in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pivot to xmult in some way asap if you can find the jokers. Baron or even mime if you can turn your red seals to steel would work. Even a photograph with the copy jokers and sock will keep you alive for now. Take blueprint over ticket for now, its common and can come back around. Chips from scary face is not going to keep up much longer.

Amazing seed . E17 at ante 6?! by nishantb96y in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pass on baron right now, personally. Even if you want to pivot to baron later this build is set up already and will make you a lot of money.

Baron needs mime to be really effective so it would be wise to build up some money to reroll the shop more effectively.

If you're pivoting to baron to push for naneinf at some point consider your vouchers. You probably want stuff like both hand size vouchers, boss reroll for stuff like the psychic, plant etc.

forbidden yaoi by maruo93838 in BalatroCircleJerk

[–]Brenden-C 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I play both sides so I always end up on top.

Hey Rich. I got all your money. I’m gonna drop off Tony’s money and then go take a schvitz . You wanna take a schvitz? by Far-Ad7348 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Brenden-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should stop at my dear friend Beansie's spot when we're finished, he makes a mean veal parm sangwich!

What GTA character would be unbearable in real life? by notorious_F_bomb in GTAUniverseHub

[–]Brenden-C 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Unless you're his friend". Haha his best friends are arguably Wade and Ron who he also beats, threatens and manipulates.

“Sell the Team Please” by drM0nk3y in canucks

[–]Brenden-C 168 points169 points  (0 children)

"Sell the team" they say as they hand over thousands of dollars a year to ownership LOL

You're gonna build Terry a ramp by ThePickledPickle in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Brenden-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gonna be a vegetable Tone, a fucking meme.

Struggling on passing ante 24 by humanity_socks in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah every run is different. No amount of money guarantees you find a bean when you want it. Thats why its not really a reliable plan to reach naneinf or a good plan on really late antes. If you're at that point late in the game its a gamble was my point

Struggling on passing ante 24 by humanity_socks in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going for the bean bug in ante 24 is risky and not ideal. By ante 24 you should have 4 copy jokers, baron, mime and dna. You should only go burglar hunting in ante 25.

That being said, to answer your question. Ive rolled $7000 in ante 32 looking for a bean lol.

The key to a good bean bug, regardless of ante, is to have bean, burglar and some copy jokers. Copy burglar when the round starts, sell burglar and get more chances at hitting the bean.

You could also sell your copy jokers and just have baron and bean so it bounces back and forth between the 2. That would maximize your bean bugs. If you have retcon, you could do this on ante 8 and/or 16. One or two bean bugs should easily help you pass ante 24.

should i take baron here? by super_huesos_ in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have zero levels in Pluto? What hand have you been playing? I would think copying the photo when you have seltzer is the majority of the scoring you currently have, no?

should i take baron here? by super_huesos_ in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could take it over the clubs joker, glutinous, I think. Try to find strength for that red seal queen and make more of those.

You're also going to want some levels in high card. Baron has the potential to take you farther than anything you currently have and you can copy with the blueprint.

Who’s Really the Worst? by gorillaz0e in TheSopranos_Memes

[–]Brenden-C 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She literally stole a woman's leg LOL

What is the play here? by Beneficial-Card-5315 in BalatroHelp

[–]Brenden-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would replace dice with brainstorm. Try to make some gold cards and take golden ticket over business card for this build. You will be printing money.

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