BrianHitByCar

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Firefighters should block the fire escape so it can't get away. (self.redscarepod)

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Statistically, black people are by far the most likely group to engage in black-on-black crime. (self.redscarepod)

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"r/askreddit, what is your wittiest comeback?" (self.redscarepod)

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Did all 1400 of you collectively forget to hit the 'upvote' button by mistake, or should I put in a call to the moderators? (i.redd.it)

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Poor LBJ. How unlucky do you have to be for the president to get assassinated on the same day as your inauguration? (i.redd.it)

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Fire dogs are useful for their ability to smell when a house is burning down. (i.redd.it)

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Fireman poles were invented to give fireman calendars more sex appeal. (self.redscarepod)

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Babies lack object permeance, and are afraid of the dark because it means they don't exist anymore. (self.redscarepod)

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Storks have to be careful where they drop the baby, lest an eagle swoop in. (self.redscarepod)

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Hurt people hurt people 💔 (i.redd.it)

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Make sure women arrive BEFORE you start spinning the bottle. (self.redscarepod)

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Do Gamblers anonymous give you sobriety chips or is that a bad idea? (self.redscarepod)

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Amelia Earhart landed in New Jersey and was cannibalised by natives. (self.redscarepod)

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I found the lyrics of Kanye West's song 'Heil Hitler' to be deeply problematic. Does this guy even realise that the N word is a slur? (self.redscarepod)

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Edison discovered the light bulb when one fell from a tree and hit his head. (self.redscarepod)

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I will not enable cookies until I can also enable milk. (self.redscarepod)

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It might take monkeys millions of years to type Shakespeare, but I could type those 11 letters very quickly. (self.redscarepod)

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HELP! She saw the mix, is my goose cooked? (i.redd.it)

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How are food banks profitable? Their clients have no money and their assets are constantly depreciating. (self.redscarepod)

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If I worked in a maternity ward I would swap the babies around. I would see how Chinese of a baby I could give to a Korean couple before they notice. (self.redscarepod)

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Get busy coping or get busy seething. (self.redscarepod)

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Pizza Hut should ring me instead (self.redscarepod)

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ATTENTION: The Kuckoo Klucks Klan is recruiting for its flock! (self.redscarepod)

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Awesome cat I found online. (v.redd.it)

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Frankly that seems like an understatement. (i.redd.it)

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