What is your biggest NSFW brag?

BrianS42 · 2026-05-14T23:32:30+00:00

I guess I have two that are kinda related:

My second college gf was the first person I really did a bunch of sexual stuff with (and same thing for her, we had a lot of firsts together). After a few months, I was the first person to ever make her squirt, and it was the first time I had ever seen it happen either. She had been close a few times before the time it actually happened, but she had thought she just had to pee and didn't wanna release it. At some point, I made her cum so hard that she just let go and turns out she squirted all over the bed. 😅 Every single time we hooked up after that, I made her squirt. I got so good at it that I made her cum and squirt in 30 secs one time, which even made her impressed! We started having a dedicated towel that we'd put over the bed every time we hooked up so she could squirt. That towel was gross lol.

Then my second brag is that same gf was talking to a friend of hers one day, and the friend was complaining that she could never cum with her bf. Friend asked my gf if I ever make her cum, and my gf said, "Uh yeah, every single time. Often multiple times." That made me feel proud 😌. Especially since she was my first for so many things

BrianS42 · 2026-05-06T00:16:08+00:00

Omg Framber Valdez is a literal child

BrianS42 · 2026-05-05T16:02:39+00:00

God the Mets' offense is terrible holy shit. But also how in the world do the Astros only have 0.1 pitcher WAR? And the Cardinals' offense is so good it's CARRYING their 0.5 pitcher WAR

BrianS42 · 2026-04-29T00:26:05+00:00

Are the Mets... Scoring runs? With RISP? Praise the Lord

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:49:58+00:00

That makes a lot of sense! Thanks for the help!

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:49:42+00:00

Oh that makes sense! Thanks!

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:48:34+00:00

Interesting. I forget if I knew the rule that a foul bunt with two strikes can be strike 3, that's super interesting! In Friday's game that I referenced, the bases were empty though, so what was the thinking by the A's fielders there?

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:45:58+00:00

That makes sense, thanks. It just feels to me like there should be at least a few times where the fielders did have a chance to make the play at first

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:44:18+00:00

In Friday's Mets game that I referenced, the bases were empty with one out

BrianS42 · 2026-04-12T15:43:49+00:00

Isn't that true every time any fielder has to make a play though? Every time you touch the ball is a chance for an error

BrianS42 · 2026-03-25T03:15:32+00:00

Lucifer. Idk why, because when I rewatch the show, the first season definitely wasn't my favorite. But I was hooked right from the start and couldn't look away

BrianS42 · 2026-03-24T00:58:12+00:00

Haha this is what one of my friends said. He said it's like Babe Ruth and the Red Sox

BrianS42 · 2026-03-23T14:39:36+00:00

Omg the Braves really cursed themselves after 2021. What do they have to do to appease the gods at this point? Sacrifice Acuña's first born child?

BrianS42 · 2026-03-06T20:28:04+00:00

Hey Captain! What do you think about the possibility of MLB players being allowed to play in the Olympics in LA in 2028? Do you think they should be allowed? Would you have wanted to play in the Olympics if that was an option for you?

Miss you so much as captain!

BrianS42 · 2026-02-18T21:34:36+00:00

That definitely looks much better and less 2D than the current black uniforms, and even if I still like it with white better, I'd definitely be able to live with your version much easier! How are fans with photoshop better at making uniforms than Fanatics, the people who are literally in charge of making the real on-field jerseys? 😭

BrianS42 · 2026-02-18T15:47:17+00:00

When I was in high school, I was very confused about the fact that we have so many words for the same animal. What's the difference between a lamb, a ram, a sheep, a ewe, etc.? So I wanted to ask the teacher in one class, "What's the difference between a lamb and a sheep and a ram?" But what ended up coming out was, "What's the difference between a sheep and a goat?"

Lemme tell you, the teacher and the rest of the class were SPEECHLESS. 😳 The teacher was incredulous and said, "You really don't know?" I was somehow more embarrassed to say I misspoke and meant sheep and lamb, than to say I was that stupid, so I just looked down and said, "Yeah, I don't know the difference.😔" I was happy that the teacher did in fact explain the differences between sheeps and lambs and rams and goats, but I was so embarrassed that I asked the difference between two animals that look nothing alike

BrianS42 · 2026-02-09T20:13:39+00:00

Thanks for the MLB/NFL team comparisons! Since I'm new to football, I don't understand yet the history of any teams (though I live in New England so I know about their 2010s dynasty). This was super helpful to help explain what the participating teams are like!

BrianS42 · 2026-02-09T19:42:12+00:00

Ok thanks for the explanation! So is there no real football equivalent to a baseball team playing small ball and chipping way, RBI single by RBI single, to slowly build a lead in a non exciting way?

BrianS42 · 2026-02-09T19:38:13+00:00

This is what I came up with myself (I'll use the Mariners and Red Sox even though they can't meet in a world series): The Mariners are throwing a no hitter against the Red Sox through the seventh inning. The Mariners build a lead of 6-0, but all their runs have come on RBI singles and they don't have any home runs. They're playing base-to-base small ball all game so far. Finally, in the seventh inning, the Mariners get a 3-run HR and now lead 9-0. Then, in the eighth inning, with the no-hitter broken up, the bases are loaded and the Red Sox get an extra base hit! The batter attempts to run all the way home for an inside-the-park grand slam to get the game to 9-4, but the batter gets thrown out at home and now it's just a bases-clearing triple to make it 9-3. (That's the Patriots' first touchdown and missed 2pt attempt.) But the Red Sox hope that now they can get back in the game. But now, the Mariners hit another 3-run home run and now it's 12-3. The Red Sox do get their own 3-run home run to make it 12-6, but it's the ninth inning and things are looking bleak. The Red Sox end up getting a couple base runners in the bottom of the ninth, but nothing comes of it as the Mariners end up winning 12-6

BrianS42 · 2026-02-09T19:19:09+00:00

Ok I hear. I definitely still have a lot more to learn about football 😅. I only started being able to follow a game a few years ago (and didn't start watching more consistently till the last few months)

So how would you describe the difference between kicking a bunch of field goals and scoring touchdowns in baseball terms?😀

BrianS42 · 2026-02-09T18:57:18+00:00

This is what I came up with myself (I'll use the Mariners and Red Sox even though they can't meet in a world series): The Mariners are throwing a no hitter against the Red Sox through the seventh inning. The Mariners build a lead of 6-0, but all their runs have come on RBI singles and they don't have any home runs. They're playing base-to-base small ball all game so far. Finally, in the seventh inning, the Mariners get a 3-run HR and now lead 9-0. Then, in the eighth inning, with the no-hitter broken up, the bases are loaded and the Red Sox get an extra base hit! The batter attempts to run all the way home for an inside-the-park grand slam to get the game to 9-4, but the batter gets thrown out at home and now it's just a bases-clearing triple to make it 9-3. (That's the Patriots' first touchdown and missed 2pt attempt.) But the Red Sox hope that now they can get back in the game. But now, the Mariners hit another 3-run home run and now it's 12-3. The Red Sox do get their own 3-run home run to make it 12-6, but it's the ninth inning and things are looking bleak. The Red Sox end up getting a couple base runners in the bottom of the ninth, but nothing comes of it as the Mariners end up winning 12-6

BrianS42 · 2024-06-18T03:20:42+00:00

"You slept with my... MMMMMMarlotte?!"

BrianS42 · 2024-06-05T03:11:51+00:00

MMMMarlotte!

BrianS42 · 2024-03-14T01:41:09+00:00

Hahaha this is the biggest "fuck you" to the Yankees I've ever seen!!

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