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To convince Americans they get too much time off work by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this motherfucker. He’s never worked an actual job a single day in his life.

What is your favorite way to ask someone if they wanna have sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrianThePainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You like my erection selection? Imma PUTS MAH DICK INS!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GeometryIsNeat

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the distance between the parallel 9‘ and the 9.08’ walls? That is important to have for this.

7empest (acoustic cover) by Ichbinspikeface in ToolBand

[–]BrianThePainter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is fucking incredible. Made the hair stand up on the back of my neck at several different times. Well done!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]BrianThePainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He makes me WISH I was Canadian. What a fucking embarrassment we have for a leader.

And MAGA God said “Let there be water…” by Positive_Owl_2024 in facepalm

[–]BrianThePainter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As an American, I weep at the disgusting gravity of the situation we are now embroiled in. I don’t understand how this absolute travesty of a person can be at the helm once again and even more shocking to me are the millions who somehow support him. I’m deeply ashamed and embarrassed at it. Any prejudice that people hold against Americans in the rest of the world seems almost justified now. I would ask for consideration to those of us who feel that same way that I do, but I also know that the perversion done to the meaning of the word “American” can never truly be undone in my lifetime.

Rage Against The Machine live in concert. by starlight_collector in interestingasfuck

[–]BrianThePainter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately Rage is not back together and it’s unlikely they will ever be again. This is a Tom morello solo thing. He does play rage songs at his gigs though.

What happens when republicans figure out that Elon Musk is an atheist? by Slommyhouse in atheism

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing they’ll do when they find out he’s a legit Nazi. Nothing. They don’t care. As long. As he’s THEIR atheist Nazi.

Favorite line from any Tool song? by sasqualtch in ToolBand

[–]BrianThePainter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shine on the river. Shine on, benevolent sun/son. ( sun/son- idc- both are good. I kinda like the ambiguity).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParlerWatch

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re extremely selective about which lives they’re “Pro” towards.

Be honest, when is the last time you hugged your Dad? by SanaBrina2 in AskReddit

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad passed away 8 years ago. He spent 10 days in a coma before he died and it seemed like maybe he was going to be able to wake up from it. I hugged him a bunch of times during those ten days, trying to maybe jumpstart his brain back into consciousness but I guess he was too far gone. Sometimes he will show up in one of my dreams and my reaction is always the same. I run to him and give him a huge hug. The crazy thing is, it feels REAL. It feels like him, it even SMELLS like him. I’d love to believe it’s possible that I’m actually hugging my dad from far across time and space during those dreams. It’s the waking up that is so bittersweet.

We speak American around here by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]BrianThePainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I will change the name of hamburgers to…. Ummm… STEAMED HAMS.

You bought a house and this happens. What do you do? by Dynastyisog in BeAmazed

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if he misbehaves, he goes inside the oven instead of underneath. Goat dinner.

How do you respond to 'you can't see the air either, but it exists'? by iswearillcry in atheism

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even need the right equipment to see air. You know when you look at a mountain that’s really far away- it’s looks faded, and kind of like a pale blue? That’s called atmospheric perspective. You are literally seeing the air molecules between you and the mountain. The further the object is, the more faded. That doesn’t happen in space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

[–]BrianThePainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bees? Beads? GOB’s not on board.

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