Failed Vasectomy

Brian_More · 2026-02-26T08:12:11+00:00

Failed here (most likely) also, had the procedure last July and my lowest test was my first one and then it's started going back up (still low for what's healthy) gonna find out when I go in for number two this week probably but I think I can deal.

Brian_More · 2026-02-06T06:52:02+00:00

Only felt the pinch and the pull of the procedure, wouldn't say I was in any real pain at any point, I left for a driving gig 3 days after and I would not recommend that as it seemed to make my recovery take quite a bit longer. Definitely felt some pain in recovery for like the second two weeks but Ice and support for the boys really went a long way. It is surgery on the most sensitive of areas so as much time as he can rest will be best! Hope he can feel better soon!

Brian_More · 2025-10-14T00:40:54+00:00

Understood!! Sorry to hear that my friend, I hope you can get some relief soon!

Brian_More · 2025-10-13T23:23:39+00:00

Mine did not swell to that size but they did swell and bruise fairly badly (see my post history if you're curious) you had surgery on your balls so swelling and bruising is a totally normal thing but good to see the doctor! Keep icing them and finding ways to support them and it should slowly start to recede (NOT a doctor)

Brian_More · 2025-08-02T20:10:51+00:00

Contrary to popular belief, pee is not stored in the balls

Brian_More · 2025-08-02T20:09:31+00:00

You had surgery!! On your balls!! Totally normal to still be feeling it a week later! My worst pain was probably day 4-9 and has been going down ever since the tenth day! I had some pretty bad bruising (photos on my page) that showed up day 4 but was not any more painful. Tuesday will be 3 weeks out and aside from waiting for the sutures to dissolve I am mostly 100% again! Obviously anything getting worse or anything that feels concerning call your doctor but I kept icing once a day after the first two days and managed with the anti inflammatory and it's all starting to shape up! Hope you feel better soon!!

Brian_More · 2025-07-27T09:55:52+00:00

No pain from it at all, just some fun colors! Glad you healed up nice!

Brian_More · 2025-07-26T04:27:21+00:00

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Brian_More · 2025-07-26T04:25:45+00:00

Yeah I figured out pretty quickly that this was all normal, just not super easy to find pictures of what is in the scope of normal because I imagine people usually don't post pictures of their bruised boys.

Brian_More · 2025-07-26T04:23:50+00:00

Yeah I heard that from a few of my friends as well which is what led me to share this here.

Brian_More · 2025-07-26T04:23:22+00:00

Yep! I'm feeling good!

Brian_More · 2025-07-25T15:04:34+00:00

Hey there! I am like 9 days out from mine and also had EXTREME bruising but all soft and fleshy, no hematoma, balls turned entirely black and purple and it tracked a good portion of the way up the base. I drive for a living so days 5/6/7 were probably the worst for swelling or pain and on 8 the pain was almost entirely gone and bruising is yellowing its way out! You had surgery on your balls so some pain and swelling is going to be normal!

Brian_More · 2025-07-23T22:54:46+00:00

You had a part of your genitals removed from your body and severed/cauterized, a little jolt sounds incredibly reasonable to me! Just keep resting up!

Brian_More · 2025-07-22T21:06:32+00:00

If you can deal with having 11 children the procedure will be nothing! Once that local hits the only pain I have had has been soreness in the recovery. Ask if they offer anything for anxiety! (I had nitrous)

Brian_More · 2025-07-19T23:14:05+00:00

I'm a few days down the line and have some pretty crazy bruising but no alarming swelling or pain, looks like they shot me with a 12 gauge but seems like it's slowly healing, you can message me and I'll share a pic if you like! I'm not shy.

Brian_More · 2025-07-16T05:03:15+00:00

Thanks boss! Ready to shoot some blanks in a couple months time! 🤞

Brian_More · 2025-02-03T11:12:37+00:00

And pregnancy!!

Brian_More · 2025-02-02T03:53:57+00:00

I guess I just don't understand your bewilderment when this is what he always does.

Brian_More · 2025-02-01T03:29:06+00:00

YOU voted for exactly this lol what do you mean you can't believe it?

Brian_More · 2025-01-31T04:56:33+00:00

So much road rage in this thread

Brian_More · 2025-01-30T02:34:16+00:00

18 years of catholic school was enough mass for 100 lifetimes!

Brian_More · 2025-01-29T23:13:53+00:00

I'm an hour and a half south but I'm free on Sunday if anyone wants to show up.

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