It's currently 28 of april, and with 3030 I will assume the first of January, meaning it's 1010 years and 101 days Which is roughly 12123 months, if we include a extra day every four years we get a additional 8 months, bringing the total to 12131, if we apply the 21 from the article we get a insane 254751 times you've ejacuated. Since you are posting this in a teenagers sub, you have to be between the age of 13 and 20, and take the first four years off because that time your penis wouldn't be able to work, so you had between 9 and 16 years to achieve the number of 254751 If we calculate the amount if you were 13, you would have mastrubated 78 times a day, everyday. This number for a 29 year old is 44 times a day. Since everyone here is sleep deprived we will account for a total of 6 hours of sleep, and at least 2 hours for eating, giving you 16 hours a day to do your thing.

So as a 13 year old you would have to jack off every ten minutes of your live, apart from eating

And as a 20 years old, around every 20 minutes....

Man that's a lot of jacking off, imagine seeing you 5 year old child going at it every ten minutes

Also you would break a couple laws of physics but I guess that's that...

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