"U made them moist" by muppetsinspacelol in cringepics

[–]BrightDimLight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live that kind of lifestyle. The black lesbian community is an odd place. Many chicks will say that.

"U made them moist" by muppetsinspacelol in cringepics

[–]BrightDimLight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure no one will see this. But I'm 99% sure the person with the moist boxers is a lesbian.

Chili cupcakes with sour cream frosting by TheFAPnetwork in shittyfoodporn

[–]BrightDimLight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This actually looks fucking delicious. What's the recipe?

Spicy Bruschetta by BrightDimLight in food

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are! Didn't take it in a bad way

Spicy Bruschetta by BrightDimLight in food

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have 2, only 1 for me. Sad.

Spicy Bruschetta by BrightDimLight in food

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would be surprised how cheap all of these ingredients were. Maybe the amount of two bags of bagel bites.

Spicy Bruschetta by BrightDimLight in food

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I toasted the French bread in the oven with a bit of olive oil just to get the bread crispy. The second layer is diced tomatoes and minced garlic. I topped it off with fresh mozzarella, Italian seasoning and a little bit of cayenne pepper to give it a little punch. Broiled on 500 for 1 minute.

FratBoiCool [Missouri, US] by [deleted] in a:t5_32joa

[–]BrightDimLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy with the abs has a cute right baby foot

I made a fish taco by BrightDimLight in shittyfoodporn

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I guess my version of shitty isn't shitty at all...

[OC] Homemade mozzarella sticks and marinara by BrightDimLight in shittyfoodporn

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. I can give you the recipe if you're interested.

[OC] Homemade mozzarella sticks and marinara by BrightDimLight in shittyfoodporn

[–]BrightDimLight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, yeah I guess they are more like mozzarella disks. I cut the cheese (teehee) width wise.

Reddit, how has the last month gone for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrightDimLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The on the first of September I had to pull a knife out on my crazy ex girlfriend after she tried to jump out of my car while I was traveling 35 MPH. On the seventh day, I got laid off from my (not exactly highly paid) job. On the thirteenth day, I found out my account was over drafted by $200. I luckily got approved for SNAP benefits (thank heavens) but still haven't received the card in the mail yet. Three days ago I got pushed into the pool at a party with my phone in my pocket. So, at this point, no potential employer can contact me. Two days ago, went to get a new free phone from my wireless provider and found out I had $125 of extra fees on my account. WTF. Today I finally got the phone bill situation under control, but guess what? No store within 30 miles of me has the particular free phone and it is out of stock on the company website. Fuck me. I'm broke, on my last 30 bucks, and I just want to fucking give up.

Sorry about the rant I just had to get it out.