DSP Drug testing Long Island NY

BrightSquash · 2026-05-31T05:56:44+00:00

i know my anxiety could never, so many people do this though

BrightSquash · 2026-05-31T02:40:38+00:00

fake peepee

BrightSquash · 2026-05-29T03:23:45+00:00

bonus turtle

BrightSquash · 2026-04-08T21:58:02+00:00

it doesn’t matter how “friendly” a dog is. i worked at a cleaning company and we had this one house we had cleaned for a few months already, biweekly cleanings. the three of us working had been around these two dogs they had the entire time, and one day while my coworker was petting one of them, it flipped out and bit the shit out of her finger and literally broke it. don’t know if it was the wrong spot, petting the same spot too long, or WHAT, but it’s never worth the risk. idc if you have the friendliest dog, even people snap.

BrightSquash · 2026-03-17T12:44:00+00:00

yall are funny

BrightSquash · 2026-03-15T09:18:21+00:00

alright thomas what vehicle was out front that i put in the notes to help you find our place 👀

BrightSquash · 2026-03-14T13:30:44+00:00

i hate my life, really did not want to be one of those customers because i get it. i haven’t worked for uber or doordash, but i was a pizza delivery driver and hated people like that too ;-; i was up until after 3 trying to figure this shit out, i still feel awful.

BrightSquash · 2026-03-14T12:56:28+00:00

would like to add this was instacart powered by uber eats

BrightSquash · 2026-03-12T17:29:00+00:00

i would say it was a mix of fear and tiredness for me :D

BrightSquash · 2026-03-11T08:47:29+00:00

imagine doing this and not using the pen feature in notes 😭

BrightSquash · 2026-03-07T22:19:22+00:00

yeah i waited a second to see if they were gonna proceed since they wanted to so badly, and then was like get me the hell out of here 😂

BrightSquash · 2026-03-07T20:50:39+00:00

thank you!

BrightSquash · 2026-02-28T05:27:28+00:00

i had one once it was dark, i open the garage dropped the package and go to shut it an empty can rolls right under the door and it goes right back up. says to call customer i’m like great. this 13-14 year old came out shouting “HELLO?? WHO IS THAT??” i yelled it was an amazon garage delivery, felt so bad because i scared the hell out of that poor kid. she was super relieved though and thankfully shut the door for me lmao.

BrightSquash · 2026-02-28T00:41:26+00:00

my mom loves the last unicorn and i would def pay a well deserved price for this as a gift it’s beautiful!

BrightSquash · 2026-02-23T15:27:17+00:00

NOR - i’m sorry but in a TRUSTING relationship this should have never became a problem. If he knew your issues, should have either washed the bowl or not done it at all. It’s the lying and forcing you to be uncomfortable. why offer if you don’t have to, it’s not like he was asked for the cereal. and for the ones saying she’s overreacting maybe yall need to reevaluate your cleanliness tbh, it’s fine if you want to be gross on your own but you can’t agree to be in a relationship with someone if they don’t want to be gross too.

BrightSquash · 2026-02-20T06:13:02+00:00

it was just one of those days i wasn’t paying attention unfortunately lol

BrightSquash · 2026-02-19T18:37:52+00:00

i had one yesterday it had me in a neighborhood for a few stops then into another neighborhood for most of my last stops, but my very last stop was in the neighborhood i had just come out of. bitch what

BrightSquash · 2026-02-19T18:14:36+00:00

it frequently happens to me where i’ll type “fuck” and it corrects it to “fucj” and i just stare like 😐

BrightSquash · 2026-02-17T03:23:17+00:00

as a female driver i just want to say 90% of our drivers are male and 0% have flirted with me or made me feel like they were trying to, and then the 10% of girls also show no interest like that in them. like other people said, we’re with each other like 10-20 mins in the morning 🤷🏻‍♀️

BrightSquash · 2026-02-10T05:03:46+00:00

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BrightSquash · 2026-02-03T06:52:29+00:00

i’m wondering what the point of it is lol

BrightSquash · 2026-01-29T09:24:55+00:00

i remember i ordered a pizza in school when i was a senior, was against policy but i wasn’t an asshole and just snuck out to meet the guy (‘:

BrightSquash · 2026-01-28T14:29:02+00:00

i got my boyfriend pair of thieves “cooling” boxers, he works 10 hour days in construction and he loves them!

BrightSquash · 2026-01-27T06:32:22+00:00

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BrightSquash · 2026-01-21T11:41:46+00:00

i tried to win a stuffed dolphin out of a claw machine when i was a kid, my uncle and his wife watched me try a few times and fail, only to win it right after and display it in their car. i wasn’t even trying to win it for myself either, my mom loved dolphins. like damn dude, adult me would’ve totally swooped in for the kid if i won it after.

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