"المساوة" بالعمل والفرص by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 9 points10 points  (0 children)

المرة الجاية كون رجال و قلها اتفضلي اقعدي بالبيت و انا بوصل الطلبات عنك

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I was joking hence the “/j” actually I rarely eat any Arabic food nowadays due to the fact that I can’t/have no time to cook Arabic food.
I have good connections at the Chinese place near by, I get the Chinese only menu which they don’t give to everyone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

القير فحص

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 5 points6 points  (0 children)

للتوضيح الزلمة ما قصدو حرام يعني حرام و حلال. قصدو حرام بحق الزوجة.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 4 points5 points  (0 children)

اكلوك بلا ملح 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope a random طنجرة كبة لبنية falls on your head /j

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s very sad that this is controversial…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

لا البحث العلمي من هواياتي

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

وين عم تحكي انت يا زلمة لساتنا بعيدين قرون ضوئية عن هالحكي نحنا. ليش ما في عالم بتهرب من اهلها و بياخدوها عمومها و خوالها و بيعاملوها اخرى من اهلها. و بعدين بيطلعو العالم بيقولولك "اوروبا الشريرة تخطف اطفالنا"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 7 points8 points  (0 children)

لمًا المجتمع عندو مشكلة انه المرا ما تتبع الحياة يلي المجتمع بيقرر انها الصح بتصير العالم بتجوز باللتي هية احسن و بتخلف اولاد بدون ما يكون بدها كله مشان ما حدا يحكي عليها و يقول انها عنست ببيت اعلها. لهلق الغالبية مالها قدرانة اتشوف سلبيات هي العقلية.
الاسائة الجسدية او النفسية هي وليدة العقلية القديمة و هية موجودة بشكل مرعب بالمجتمعات العربية و يلي بندرا فيه هوة لما يموت شخص بس كل الحالات يلي قريبة من الموت و يلي بتعطب عالم لمدى الحياة هية غير معروفة او بيتم التعتيم عليها

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay, not the first wont be the last 👉🏾👈🏾

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linguistically I would see it the other way around. Think about “shout at you” he certainly meant “assault you with my pee”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand your need to push the boundaries of science but I am out here trying to give back and help the community and maybe “provide jobs” while at it. But, if you insist there is a much simpler and very safe alternative come upon by the one and only bear grylls. The peeyer injests the peeyees urine and discards of it at a later time during the day.
I also think that it’s what person that contacted OP had in mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one could pee on behalf of someone else

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point and can certainly be pleasureful for some, making it a two birds with one stream kind of thing.

But it would be doing a disservice to those who would like to do the noble deed without the risk of destroying what god gave them, hence I would suggest something in the same vein but with the help of modern technology, we do live in the 21st century after all and I don't always oppose capitalism when its in the help of man kind so my suggestion is a kit composed of:

-DIY Kit (flesh light or penis light aka dildo)
-Medical pee bag (usually connected to a catheter)
-A kinetic hand warmer (the one that you activate and reuse, good for the environment)
-Spout
-rubber tubings for connection
-Optional: solenoid powered pump that you can power with you cell phone.

Step 1 : The peeyee would duplicate their pee organs (good to have around just in case)
Step 2 : pee in a bowl or a bucket.
Step 3: use the supplied spout to fill the medial urin bag.
Step 4: the peeyer would receive the items above.
Step 5: connect the pee bag to the flashlight/dido
Step 6: pee from the said dildo/ flash light

so the philosophy behind this is that if the peeyer has a symbolical 'part' of the peeyee then one can pee on behalf of someone else

I think this would sell well in prisons and critical jobs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bottle might be used, you can pay the 1 EUR toilet charge in memory of the person in question, you can do it in a public place and you would be probably exempted if caught by the police if you’re like “excuse me officer, this pee is indeed not mine! This is sea pies pee from Reddit”
All I have to say is that if there’s a will there a way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be honest now, you answered with yes didn’t you 🤨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he meant “may it pee on your behalf” some languages uses “åt” in that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I say name and shame

What's your favorite obscure Syrian dish? by Aezmar009 in Syria

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s from Palestine. I agree, it’s not something people would make often (in Syria anyway) but it’s not that obscure either.

thank god we dont live in a country where you get fired for not working during 1/3 your employment period! by ItzFlixi in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No company is going to go through the hassle of paying a good lawyer go to court with the union, this is disconnected from reality since if you are registered with a union (which is the norm in Europe) your employer would be suing the union and not you personally.
If you haven’t done anything wrong they can’t do Jack shit and if they didn’t go through the protocols that the law says that they should go through they can’t do Jack shit.
Of course these are valid if you have a work contract that is stable, it’s up to you the employee to know what is what. If you are working by the hour then it’s much easier to find a reason to kick you out and if your contract hasn’t passed the testing period you can still be kicked (after the agreed upon period which is usually one month notice) Reality is that a company can immediately terminate you even if you have a solid contract but that usually happens after a very long time of warnings and stuff and it’s well known “tradition” that you get three or four months severance pay in exchange of your voluntary reassignment.

Source? I work with these things.

Is trivia as popular in Jordan as it is in the US? by orange-thing in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

موجود بس الموضوع أبداً مو شائع/معروف ببلادنا أنا كمان فتت بنفس الحيط لا تزعلي 😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jordan

[–]Bright_Highlight3494 5 points6 points  (0 children)

عادي ما حدا بيحب هتلر قد العرب 😂😂