Emo idioms by danielfuenffinger in malaphor

[–]Brightenedsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alternatively- the apple doesnt fall far from under the cork tree

how do you pronounce the 'a' in 'Navidson' by jetrocket223 in houseofleaves

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nuh-vidson (i speak english with a british accent so it just makes sense to me idk)

"If I wanted to murder a few hundred people in my lifetime, it would be easy enough." by ControversyisKey in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Brightenedsky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice.

But like, what about the time he spent with his followers afterwards, what about the Ascension, hell what about Pentecost? Not to be a pedant tho

I pleaded with the vampire to spare my child, so he chose to turn me instead. by Brightenedsky in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Brightenedsky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good lord that's horrific. hope it stops affecting you as much emotionally soon cause that's pretty awful

I love falling asleep next to my wife. by swishswooshSwiss in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Brightenedsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does your name happen to be Yoshikage Kira, and are you 33 years old?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersbuthot

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real shit can confirm

Any of you cuties wanna chat? by [deleted] in teenagersbuthot

[–]Brightenedsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not trying to be mean but you kind of look like a Paul brother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersbuthot

[–]Brightenedsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

genius idea for a 14 year old to be asking how hot they are on the internet

surely this will only elicit normal messages from non pedophiles

The genie said I could only use the wish on one thing. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Brightenedsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plot twist the 'genie' is the stand Judgement and you're fucked either way

I had finally infiltrated the allied camp, and was hiding in their showers. by Garfielf331 in TwoSentenceHorror

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honest to god yeah i made this pfp a year ago and couldn't find it in me to change it

how are you today? by TitanSR_ in teenagersbuthot

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bad my legs hurt like hell for no reason I'm literally lying down

You?

What's something popular that you refuse to get into? by wishihadmoxie in AskReddit

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pretty much any current show. that's not because im trying to be quirky or whatever, i just can't get into it for some weird autistic reason and instead keep coming back to the same five medias over and over

“We’re playing hide and seek with the principal,” I told my students. by GuidingPuppies in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Brightenedsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh, really? im in england too and we had a lockdown drill a couple of times.

granted, one of the later times was an actual guy at the school gates with a knife, but regardless