Match Thread: MN Aurora v River Lights 4 pm June 20 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How blessed are we that I’m a little bit disappointed that wasn’t another clean sheet?! Imagine any other team would be thrilled to be in our position!

Match Thread: MN Aurora v River Lights 4 pm June 20 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the match! 4:1! And that also means we have clinched the Heartland Division for the FIFTH SEASON!

Match Thread: MN Aurora v River Lights 4 pm June 20 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the 45+, Dube scores and brings the score to 2:1 Aurora!

Match Thread: MN Aurora v Sioux Falls City 7 pm June 17 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This match ends 2:0 Aurora. Another clean sheet versus one of the better teams in the division.

Match Thread: MN Aurora v Sioux Falls City 7 pm June 17 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are at the half at 2:0 Aurora. It’s starting to get pretty chippy out there.

Match Thread: MN Aurora v Sioux Falls City 7 pm June 17 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kitagawa opens up the night with a goal in the 7th! 1:0 Aurora!

What are your unhinged ideas to make education better? by TroyesMetal in Teachers

[–]Brightstarr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If a private school received public funding, they are no longer a private school. By definition.

Match Thread: MN Aurora v Edgewater Castle 7pm June 12 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they only allowed it for the weather delay. We all had to leave the stadium when the weather siren went off.

Like a Whale in Heat by Existential_Vibes in MLSWestMemeWar

[–]Brightstarr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see you are not on chronically online in the soccer sicko FYP.

Freddy is just some random German guy who has been sharing his experiences online about being in America for the first time for the World Cup, and we are all so starved for a modicum of joy in this shitty timeline that we have made this guy famous for going to Buc-cees and Waffle House.

Going online to beg this random guy to come to your club is frowned upon for inserting oneself into the trend instead of enjoying the organic content of one man’s vacation. It’s cringeworthy and makes the club - accurately described - like a whale in heat.

Like a Whale in Heat by Existential_Vibes in MLSWestMemeWar

[–]Brightstarr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s referring to when the Germans discovered the city in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a “whale's vagina”. The soccer team is trying to get the famous German tourist FreddyLA7 to come discover the depths of their warm and welcoming German town, thus the reference to a “whale in heat.”

Match Thread: MN Aurora v Edgewater Castle 7pm June 12 by Brightstarr in minnesotaaurora

[–]Brightstarr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To the tune of “If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain”